Goofball Applies for UND Job with Madden resume'

#9
#9
The other team will cry he's "cheesing". Maybe his dynasty I mean conference will make up rules to keep UND in check. No deep drop backs, no show blitz, no scrambling, etc. LOL
 
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#10
#10
I am currently taking Wyoming to the National Championship game with my Heisman Winning QB (who consequently shares the same name as me). I wonder if he's looking for an OC.
 
#13
#13
Pretty sure his salary terms would be reasonable as well.

Why not take a chance? It's not like they can get (much) worse than 3-8.
 
#14
#14
LOL'd at the Lane Kiffin reference to the PPT presentation.
 
#21
#21
"Made Thurman Thomas a God" is one of the best lines of the year.
 
#22
#22
RULES

1. 5 min. quarters
2. All-American difficulty
3. No running up the score or padding stats.
4. No super-simming.
5. 1st Restart against CPU: Warning. After that, the results will be thrown out and the game will be simmed.
6. If disconnected during a user game, work it out amongst yourselves. Play the game back to the point (score and time) when the disconnect happened, restart the game from the beginning, etc.

NO CHEESE
1. Rocket catching. EXAMPLE: YouTube - ‪NCAA 10 Rocket Catch Guide‬‏
2. Quarters/3-2-6/3-3-5/2-4-5 show blitz defense.
3. Excessive scrambling/rolling out immediately (unless play is designed to do so) with the QB to break down the defensive AI.
4. If someone has a problem with something, a majority vote will decide if it is cheese or not.
5. First offense: Warning. Second offense: Removed from dynasty.
6. Only go for it on fourth down/2 pt. conversion in realistic situations.
 
#23
#23
govols/cc said:
RULES

1. 5 min. quarters
2. All-American difficulty
3. No running up the score or padding stats.
4. No super-simming.
5. 1st Restart against CPU: Warning. After that, the results will be thrown out and the game will be simmed.
6. If disconnected during a user game, work it out amongst yourselves. Play the game back to the point (score and time) when the disconnect happened, restart the game from the beginning, etc.

NO CHEESE
1. Rocket catching. EXAMPLE: YouTube - ‪NCAA 10 Rocket Catch Guide‬‏
2. Quarters/3-2-6/3-3-5/2-4-5 show blitz defense.
3. Excessive scrambling/rolling out immediately (unless play is designed to do so) with the QB to break down the defensive AI.
4. If someone has a problem with something, a majority vote will decide if it is cheese or not.
5. First offense: Warning. Second offense: Removed from dynasty.
6. Only go for it on fourth down/2 pt. conversion in realistic situations.
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Rules subject to change at the whim of the commissioner and his buddies.
 
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