Alcohol - Is there anything it can't do?

[The Ron Mexico]

Other than bring a hooker back to life, is there anything alcohol can't do?

Discuss. And please keep the conversation classy.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Cannot beat cancer.

 

[GBO18]

Can not make UT score in the 2nd half.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Prove it. And even if it can't (which I doubt) you'll feel better.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Can not make UT score in the 2nd half.

I disagree. If Chaney was $hitfaced his playcalling would surprise the opponent.

 

[Thrasher865]

You read my mind Ron. I was just thinking this should be a thread.

 

[GBO18]

He who hesitates is lost, Thrasher

 

[Thrasher865]

But he who is drunk is in the favor of the gods.

 

[dembewbs]

bring a hooker back to life.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

bring a hooker back to life.

My sense of humor must suck. This post made me laff. I'm ashamed of myself.

 

[dembewbs]

try my best to make people laugh buddy. laughter is great.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

5,100 b.tches!

 

[GBO18]

My sense of humor must suck. This post made me laff. I'm ashamed of myself.

Yea bewbs illiterate ass is funny very rarely.

 

[dembewbs]

GBO yusomadtho

 

[Nerd-Vol]

It can't make Janet Reno attractive.

 

[GBO18]

I ain't bewbs just stating facts brah. Truff will set you free.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

It can't make Janet Reno attractive.

I disagree. If I get about 8 rum & cokes in me, I'd knock the dust off of that.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I disagree. If I get about 8 rum & cokes in me, I'd knock the dust off of that.

Alcohol can't cure alcoholism.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Alcohol can't cure alcoholism.

Depends on how you define cure. It makes the shakes go away.

 

[Slydell]

Drink 'til you're sober. Problem solved.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Does not cure cirrhosis of the liver.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Does not cure cirrhosis of the liver.

You're a real Debbie Downer.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

You're a real Debbie Downer.

Alcohol can cure this.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Alcohol giveth and taketh. Whiskey can make any seadonkey attractive, but makes my weiny goes dormant when it's sexy time

 

[ego]

alcohol doesn't make adults with braces attractive.