Help Nerd prepare for the bar.

[DD4ME]

Nerd if Tex sells his party days coke supply to pay for an engagement ring is that money laundering?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Get a body double!




















One that's already passed the bar!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Nerd if Tex sells his party days coke supply to pay for an engagement ring is that money laundering?

F that dood!

 

[DD4ME]

When we throw tex a bachelor party and we shank Jenny for jumping out of the cake with tassels on, can that be self defense.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

When we throw tex a bachelor party and we shank Jenny for jumping out of the cake with tassels on, can that be self defense.

Self defense, IMO!

 

[tri_vol]

Jaeger shots.

 

[theFallGuy]

Nerd, make sure u take plenty of cash to the bar. Do they have a good bourbon selection?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

When we throw tex a bachelor party and we shank Jenny for jumping out of the cake with tassels on, can that be self defense.

Mutual combat, IMO.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Nerd, make sure u take plenty of cash to the bar. Do they have a good bourbon selection?

Terrible.

 

[theFallGuy]

Terrible.

terrible selection? wtf

 

[Nerd-Vol]

terrible selection? wtf

Just gin.

 

[theFallGuy]

Just gin.

is this a ghey bar?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

God you're dumb.

 

[theFallGuy]

God you're dumb.

we can't all be as sophisticated as you bro

 

[DD4ME]

Nerd,
If I'm eluding police due to my fear of tazers and jail and butt sects can I claim reasonable sanity?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Are you black?

 

[theFallGuy]

swedish korean

 

[DD4ME]

Are you black?

My credit is good so not 100%.

 

[DD4ME]

Is bribing the judge classified as court cost or gratuities?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Is bribing the judge classified as court cost or gratuities?

Good clean fun IMO.

 

[jhen713]

Just gin.

Gin and juice...

 

[DD4ME]

Do fisticuffs always lead to fist to cuffs? Or is that optional?

 

[DD4ME]

Do you pop a collar in court or run the mock turtle neck for maximum effectiveness?

 

[DD4ME]

Can I insist on being called a uniquetiff instead of a plaintiff?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Can I insist on being called a uniquetiff instead of a plaintiff?

Gotta bribe.