The official VN Unwritten Rule Book

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I was challenged to start a thread featuring the "unwritten rules" of VN that although not explicitly written out, should be observed by all. The one discussed in another thread is below and I would love to hear everyone else's unwritten rules of VN.


Rule #1: Never ask other posters to see "what you did there". What you did there should be left to be discovered by others without your calling attention to it.



Have at it VN.
 
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#9
#9
When an official blows a call against Tennessee, it's not necessary for all available posters to start their own thread about it.
 
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#10
#10
Anytime someone mentions Jimmy Hyams make a joke about him reporting something well after everyone else has. It wasn't that funny to begin with, but hey, beating a joke into the ground makes it funnier, right?

Anytime someone mentions Phil Fulmer say something about Krispy Kreme, again not that funny in the first place but it needs to be said every time.

Call anyone who is optimistic about the football teams chances an idiot, and anyone who is not rediculously optimistic a negavol.

Use someones post count as an argument for their credibility (or lack there of).

Insult and tell any fan of a rival team to get out (or play in traffic) no matter what the relevancy or truthfulness of their post.
 
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#11
#11
When posting comments expecting others to read them, always remember that grammar and punctuation are our friends...

Too harsh?
 
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#14
1. We should have an official text color for sarcasm.

Derek Dooley was the best coach the University has seen.


2. We gon whip dey ass. No matter who dey is.

3. No one wants to meet Eric Berry over the middle.

4. Don't (and I might be punished for not having this #1) upset Rod Wilks. You will die.

5. Prepare to be blasted for using phrases such as :
~escaped goat: a goat that takes all the blame for something he is not fully responsible for.
~pre-madonna: anyone who thinks they were born prior to 1958, and one that is very self absorbed.
~valid victorian: someone who has gone through all the training and qualifications to legitimize their opinion on 19th century architecture.
 
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#17
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Always listen to what VolReporter has to say

Everyone here who says they have a source is almost always right except the guy that reported the recent trae golden news bc he had to have been lying

Say how your optimistic we will win ten games next yr and beat bama bc you have a "feeling"

Start a new who will be our Qb thread every two hours

Link or it didn't happen
 
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If you have to scroll to add more text to your post and notice that you're still on the first sentence, click the red X.
 
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#20
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BlueHalo said:
1. We should have an official text color for sarcasm.

Derek Dooley was the best coach the University has seen.


2. We gon whip dey ass. No matter who dey is.

3. No one wants to meet Eric Berry over the middle.

4. Don't (and I might be punished for not having this #1) upset Rod Wilks. You will die.

5. Prepare to be blasted for using phrases such as :
~escaped goat: a goat that takes all the blame for something he is not fully responsible for.
~pre-madonna: anyone who thinks they were born prior to 1958, and one that is very self absorbed.
~valid victorian: someone who has gone through all the training and qualifications to legitimize their opinion on 19th century architecture.
Click to expand...

Define pocket presents
 
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#24
If you correct one's post for spelling or grammar errors , and your post has such errors in it ........you should be banned for a week
 
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