Good idea with the fan. I'm getting a few citronella candles, I guess they work. I'll probably get a couple cans of backwoods for the summer.
May just splice an extension cord into some jumper cables and hook it to an old metal grill grate, then hang it near the back porch. Should get the job...
I can literally see the different door-to-door roof salesman walking around the neighborhood after a slight storm comes through. Makes me wanna steal @TN-POSSUM 's Frankenstein choking someone gif.
This thief still trying to get into my email. . . he's gonna be pissed when he spends a week working on it just to find out im broke as heck, 😂. . . maybe it'll save someone else from getting robbed.