Snipers in the stands. High powered water, guns sprayed on their sneakers while they’re running, should make their plant foot unstable and cause them to get a walk foul.
Hopefully they don’t win any or score any points and fire their entire staff at the first half time and the special transfer portal opens up and their entire team leaves, and they have to forfeit the rest of the season then the state and federal Congress passes a law, making it a felony to have...