Recent content by pismonque

Maybe we should send them a package of bees. But not through the USPS.

lol, yeah, 25 was when I started dating my now wife, so that's when somebody whose opinion mattered to me started telling me when I was a freakin idiot and I started listening. So yeah, you're probably right.

Same, absolutely. Probably would have been me. I didn't develop reasonable sense till I was about 25.

They sure as hell don't lose many baseballs.

I actually think that looks cool as hell, although the mottled batter's eye is probably a bit problematic.

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Years ago, I went to see Bela Fleck in concert at Royce Hall at UCLA and my then-teenage nephew took his bass with him because Victor Wooten was one of his bass heroes. After the show, Victor hung around to greet fans and signed my nephew's bass. Kid was thrilled. Wooten is a freakin master...

And he mowed through em.

Never too soon!! Also, I was at that game! He belted the shizzizzle outta that ball.

lol could have fooled me! He wore my butt out but I was a very dedicated offender. I'm a very nice and law-abiding citizen now though.

I was a... let's say... rambunctious kid and my dad exercised correction by means of spanking: just the hand for run of the mill in the moment whacks, escalating through switches and the belt for more serious offenses, and all the way up to a couple school-style paddles he kept in the garage...

Yeah, my youngest turned 2 like a few months ago, I think it was. She's gonna be 15 this weekend. [sigh]

Wait, so you're telling me I stole a joke from Dane Cook??? Awww man, I've hit rock bottom. Wonder if there's such a thing as humor rehab....

What's the over/under on how many posts before we get to friend-o?

I think we stood on their business this weekend.