"Well fellas, I think they lied to me when they said they wanted me to 'look over the X's and O's.' I mean I played Tic-Tac-Toe all my life but this stuff here looks more like work or somethin."
"Now bring it in boys. You look at these MapQuest directions and it calls the field Williams-Brice Stadium. Saturday we rename it 10for10 Red Zone Way! If I could make a noise with my mouth to symbolize #wgtwtfa it would sound like this."