Alabama Sewer Rat Caption Gallery

[Tennessee Jack]

This thread is dedicated to one of our board members---tncrimsonman.

He never knew his papa growing up, so I thought we'd all look for his daddy.

Here's his mom---

Wanna take a guess at which creep impregnated her?

Alabama meets France: the two worst places on Earth come together to make this guy.

gross and a mime?

could any photo better sum up why we hate this smug prick? he can't even have a sip of water without coming across as pretentious.

when you think about Saban at night, Crimson Boy, is this his O-face?

maybe Crimson Boy's daddy was on the Alabama honor roll and did clever things like this?

maybe your parents didn't meet at a football game..maybe they met at a wrestling match?

maybe your mom prefers someone with a softer side and good values---

vomiting: a new form of contraceptive

hey hey hey...i'm with a creepy guy in mime paint and a skirt at a football game...awesome?

What kind of pagan god would answer the prayers of a guy with "rammer jammer" on his forearms?

 

[Tennessee Jack]

your dad's really starting to piss me off now. get a shirt on that freak.

Old Navy? more like 20 bowls of gravy---get that nit to a shower.




these nerds should've cracked open that box of "Tide" and cleaned your dad's pants. looks like he never washed them after visiting your mommy.

if only dad had stuck around...what might've been...oh...what might've been...

why do your pussy friends drink lemonade after games, and why can't they take those stupid costumes off?!?!

tncrimsonman called Alabama's BCS blowout loss to Utah---the "game of a life time"...yes, sending your seniors out with an embarrassing loss to the Mountain West, was in fact, the "game of a life time"

i think your dignity and your brain may be under your dad's skirt--why don't you go check it out?

 

[blupotato]

wow.

 

[SimpleOrange]

I loved every second of that

 

[volger]

Nice TJ

 

[hmanvolfan]

I loved every second of that

You apparently have simple tastes. Just kidding, I joke.....

 

[Volsguy12]

Old Navy? more like 20 bowls of gravy---get that nit to a shower.

best part.

 

[vol1981]

Things must be really slow in Murfreesboro.

 

[blupotato]

excellent work, there is never a time of year when bashing bammers gets old. great story line by the way.

 

[banman360]

this pleases my hate for bammer

 

[VOLnMiami]

Wow...Just wow...That was quite entertaining to say the least.

 

[vols_fan_68]

nice !!! rammer jammer tattoo man is a freakin wierdo

 

[Plano Vol]

Whoa!

 

[TennesseePride]

i feel so much better about myself and my life after viewing these pictures...


thank you

 

[Section_P_Row_48]

:good!: :salute:
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:worship::worship::worship:

Now that's some funny stuff!!!! 20 bowls of gravy... HA!!! Did anyone else notice that the weird tattoo guy had Jammer tattooed backwards?

 

[RockyTopVol]

Get that man some biscuits to sop up that 20 bowls of gravy. Those were great!

 

[govols182]

I thought this was funny. The other night an Alabama fan came into my work. Guess what he was wearing?



Alabama hat, jorts, and an Austin 3:16 T-shirt.lol:

 

[hmhawk]

:good!: :salute:
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:worship::worship::worship:

Now that's some funny stuff!!!! 20 bowls of gravy... HA!!! Did anyone else notice that the weird tattoo guy had Jammer tattooed backwards?

Yeah,but just figured it was normal for a bammer.

 

[gasguy98]

excellent work, there is never a time of year when bashing bammers gets old. great story line by the way.

Not only does it never get old but it is a great way to start a busy day!

This cockroach tncrimsonman needs to be with his own kind.

 

[Oldblood]

Thanks for a good laugh on a cold day.

 

[First&Tenn]

We should consider ourselves lucky that we have so few Bama trolls to deal with.

Imagine how bad it could get on this board if the other 90% of their fan base learned how to read...

 

[VolinConcord]

Great work. I always love starting my day off with pics making fun of 'bama fans. GO VOLS!

 

[Tennessee Jack]

when Alabama fans meet and they aren't in their tribal garb, this is how they identify one another---

 

[volbreaker]

umm, that "arm" that extends past the trophy in the "centerfold" pic of Saban ain't an arm. If it were really Saban the trophy would certainly be enough coverage. On the other hand, that would explain his condescending smugness!!!
....or is that an elephant trunk??

 

[NYYVol]

It's all funny until you realize these people are actually pro-creating...and usually at a far more rapid pace than your average citizen.