WoodsmanVol
It takes wisdom to understand wisdom.
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My crystal ball is cracked and leaking smoke. My tea leaves are really cholla cacti needles, and my chicken bones are actually from a xenomorph. They all say by some voodoo hoo hoo, our Vols go 9-3, losing only to the red algae bloom, the bovine-cannine hybrids, and the swamp-dwelling saurian folks. But hybrids and lizards somehow mess up, resulting in our Vols falling butt first into the SECEC. And then our luck runs out. Or maybe I shouldn't breathe that smoke, prick my fingers with those needles, or venom milk those reptiles. But I've done stranger things.