Haiku/poem thread (VOLS by fiddy)

[SpaceCoastVol]

Since they seem to be getting spread out, could we consolidate them here? And I know there are some good OG Coach Heup memes out there too...

Way more orange than red today
Weather's gonna be O.K.
Wolfpack's in for a real big fight
They think they gon' be alright

It don't matter

VOLS by fiddy

 

[VolBricks]

I prefer limericks

There once was a team named the Vols
whose game was as big as their "foot-balls"
They visited Charlotte singing a little diddy
it didn't matter Vols by fiddy.

or

There once was a team named the Vols
whose game was as big as their "foot-balls"
They visited Charlotte for a game with the 'Pack
And gave the 'Pack a beatdown for talking smack

 

[tennesseepride84]

Pregame prep is done, it’s time to go play.
Its time for the boys to go out and slay.

The focus all week has to keep your foot on
There necks and have no pity.
So at the end of it all, it’ll be the VOLS by fiddy.

 

[Evol]

Are we gonna start bringing these back?

 

[PEPPERJAX]

The Wolfsack are scared
They won’t be sniffing a dub.
Pepperjax and his homies will be celebrating with shots of jager in the club.
King Nico throws for over three bills
The mighty Sampson will have 4 TDs when it is all said and done.
The goobers wearing red will be having no fun.
I said it’s great to be a Tennessee Vol,
Shout out to the great @ConwayFitty .

It don’t matter, Vols by Fiddy!

 

[kiddiedoc]

You guys failed English. I haven't seen an actual haiku or limerick, yet.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

You guys failed English. I haven't seen an actual haiku or limerick, yet.

Enlighten us.

 

[kiddiedoc]

The Vols played a team called "The Pack"
Their coach's head looked like a sack
Online they tried trolling
But the Big Orange was rolling
Nico made State's defense look whack

 

[kiddiedoc]

And that was before coffee with my pup snorting in my face

 

[aaronvol]

the vols ball today
Autumn leaves are turning orange
Wolfpack falls apart

There you go

 

[kiddiedoc]

Wake up Vol brethren
Orange gear, Rocky Top, prep food
The day has arrived

 

[VFL-82-JP]

blue tick hound Smokey
faces an entire wolf pack
Volunteers on top

There once was a girl on a dare
Half cat the other half bear
She strolled into Charlotte
Made wolves bleed in scarlet
Then returned to the hills oh so fair

 

[aaronvol]

Nico golden drops
Orange hands receive the good gifts
Fall blesses our hearts

 

[kiddiedoc]

Now we're cooking

 

[jaguinn5]

The day has arrived
“We gunn whoop they f***in a*s”
Repeats in my head

 

[Vol in Buckeye Land]

Posted this elsewhere but:

Wolf pack,
Scooby snack,
Concepcion getting all that YAC…
It don’t matter: Vols by fiddy.

Or…

There once was a coach named Dave Doeren,
whose offense did too little scorin.
He got Grayson McCall,
who fumbled the ball,
while Nico and his boys were soarin.

 

[WillisWG]

There is a team from Rocky Top
With a quarterback that's impossible to stop
Next team up was the Pack
To whom the Vols gave no slack
Come Monday from the T25 they will drop

 

[Vol in Buckeye Land]

Ripken ain’t a hound
Mullets don’t make quarterbacks
Fall is Orange time

 

[Behr]

Vols will prevail
So stop all the fussin
Gaters still suck
End of discussion

 

[WillisWG]

Ripken ain’t a hound
Mullets don’t make quarterbacks
Fall is Orange time

you win

 

[WillisWG]

Fight, Vols, fight, in storm—
battle cries pierce through the dark,
victory’s dawn breaks.

open AI generated....

 

[BruiserVol]

In Charlotte vols send
Wolfpack suckling mom’s tiddy
Vols win by fiddy

 

[90 Vol]

View attachment 674105Are we gonna start bringing these back?

Yes, incoming.

 

[DaddyChad]

You guys failed English. I haven't seen an actual haiku or limerick, yet.

The fact that some have spelled haiku correctly should amaze you.


FWIW I include myself amongst the “morans”.

 

[ttocswob]

In Charlotte city,
Show the Wolfpack no pity...
Da'Vols by fiddy!

There once was a team dressed in orange,
They were pumped, hyped, ready, juiced... (orange)
They slaughtered the Pack,
Then they came back,
To Knoxville TN - GO BIG ORANGE!!!