APB put out for some tackles.

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So do you remember that year that we needed a kicker and we put the word out to try to find someone on campus that knew how to kick. And they actually found some fraternity guy and he did a good šŸ‘šŸ» job.

Maybe we should do the same now for some offensive tackles.
Ask for the largest men on campus to report to the athletic office.
Any 400 pounders out there munching on some Cheetos in their dorm room?
Send them to Heupel.
They donā€™t need football experience.
They can just hold hands each play with our guards and tight ends and say:

ā€œRed Rover, Red Rover, I dare any of you Gator šŸŠ defensive arseholes to come over and try to get around my fat ass. I will shite on you, I will bite you, and I will fall on you and crush your clavicle.ā€
 
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no thanks, D. Davis and Hurd are bad enough. We do not need any 400 pounders that have been slugging down beers and eating Cheetos.
 
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Vfl2407 said:
So do you remember that year that we needed a kicker and we put the word out to try to find someone on campus that knew how to kick. And they actually found some fraternity guy and he did a good šŸ‘šŸ» job.

Maybe we should do the same now for some offensive tackles.
Ask for the largest men on campus to report to the athletic office.
Any 400 pounders out there munching on some Cheetos in their dorm room?
Send them to Heupel.
They donā€™t need football experience.
They can just hold hands each play with our guards and tight ends and say:

ā€œRed Rover, Red Rover, I dare any of you Gator šŸŠ defensive arseholes to come over and try to get around my fat ass. I will shite on you, I will bite you, and I will fall on you and crush your clavicle.ā€
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Put your magic wand away, things are not as dire as you make it. The coaches will fix this. Some of you guys obviously have IVS, rather than BVS.
 
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Vfl2407 said:
I have both, plus a bad case of hemorrhoids.
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I just read that TN two lowest offensive grades according to PFF were the LT and RT.
 
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Vfl2407 said:
Do we have one? You canā€™t tell me we donā€™t have at least two 400 pound farmboys on campus.
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Sadly, we dont.


And O line is one of the more difficult positions to learn to play. So just being big aint gonna help much.

It really should be referred to as THE skill position with QB being a skill position.

RB and WR got no business in the conversation.
 
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I suggest Eastern Europe. Some of those guys that can throw a 50 gallon drum of beer over a 15 foot wall.
 
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