If Heupel would grow the mullet:

[unfrozencvmanvol]

He would get more respect:

 

[Jaxon_Vol2017]

With all due respect, Josh doesn't look like he could fight his way out of a wet paper bag. But so does everyone on that list minus Clark Lea and maybe Smart.

 

[unfrozencvmanvol]

With all due respect, Josh doesn't look like he could fight his way out of a wet paper bag. But so does everyone on that list minus Clark Lea and maybe Smart.

Yeah, I think Clark Lea could fight.

 

[LegionnaireOfTheMiserable]

With all due respect, Josh doesn't look like he could fight his way out of a wet paper bag. But so does everyone on that list minus Clark Lea and maybe Smart.

But Brian Kelly above our guy tho?

In all honesty, I doubt the creator of the list has ever been in a fight.

 

[Jackcrevol]

With all due respect, Josh doesn't look like he could fight his way out of a wet paper bag. But so does everyone on that list minus Clark Lea and maybe Smart.

Kirby Smart?!

Clark Lea and yes Billy Napier.

Its ALWAYS the quiet ones. Always.

 

[MHS Rebel]

With all due respect, Josh doesn't look like he could fight his way out of a wet paper bag. But so does everyone on that list minus Clark Lea and maybe Smart.

Smart would make it rain, then get one of his hot-rodders to drive him off.

 

[VolunteerVandiver]

Heup was a D1 college athlete. He'd surprise.

 

[Tin Man]

Just… no.

 

[JCHateSteve]

This is some "peak" off-season stuff right here.

 

[A.J.]

CJH should be above Kelly, and Beamer and Dorkwitz should battle it out for last place. Beamer is the whiny, loud mouthed guy that starts the fight, then bails out after you get pulled into it.

 

[I Love Lamp]

Clark Lea would likely beat the **** out of every CFB coach there is.1000% a serial killer if he wasn’t a college football coach.

 

[GetEmVols]

Billy Napier would scrub the floor with Kirby Smart. Kirby Smart would be trying to talk him out of it the whole fight. Also how many of those coaches are division 1 athletes like Heupel?

 

[Volador]

Please Jesus, we pray that the new Vol season get here quicker than expected as we no longer can handle the ad nauseum of such threads suggesting our beloved head coach sport the most popular men's hairdo in Alabama, the Mullet.

 

[VOLdo Raine]

Billy Napier would scrub the floor with Kirby Smart. Kirby Smart would be trying to talk him out of it the whole fight. Also how many of those coaches are division 1 athletes like Heupel?

Um, Kirby was a defensive back at Georgia. He intercepted a Peyton Manning pass.

 

[unfrozencvmanvol]

Billy Napier would scrub the floor with Kirby Smart. Kirby Smart would be trying to talk him out of it the whole fight. Also how many of those coaches are division 1 athletes like Heupel?

Brent Venables (K-State LB), Clark Lea (Vandy-FB), Steve Sarkisian (BYU-QB some CFL) and Kirby (Jawja- All-SEC safety) are the other D-1 athletes I would be aware of.

 

[whobethis16]

Billy Napier would scrub the floor with Kirby Smart. Kirby Smart would be trying to talk him out of it the whole fight. Also how many of those coaches are division 1 athletes like Heupel?

Venables - Garden City/Kansas State
Lea - Vanderbilt
Sarkisian - El Camino/BYU
Smart - Georgia
Napier - Furman
Beamer - Virginia Tech
Lebby - Oklahoma*
Debeor - Western Michigan/Sioux Falls
Stoops - Iowa
Kiffin - Fresno State
Freeze - NW Mississippi Community College/Southern Miss*
Elko - Penn
Pittman - Pittsburgh State
Kelley - Assumption*
Heupel - Weber State/Snow/Oklahoma
Drinkwitz - Arkansas State*

* = didn't play/played another sport

Several played D1.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Kelly and Dinkywitz are definitely taking up the last two bottom spots. Hard to tell where the other guys fall on the list. It would be a battle of the dad bods for the most part.

 

[volunator]

Ok for a movie but no.

 

[unfrozencvmanvol]

Venables - Garden City/Kansas State
Lea - Vanderbilt
Sarkisian - El Camino/BYU
Smart - Georgia
Napier - Furman
Beamer - Virginia Tech
Lebby - Oklahoma*
Debeor - Western Michigan/Sioux Falls
Stoops - Iowa
Kiffin - Fresno State
Freeze - NW Mississippi Community College/Southern Miss*
Elko - Penn
Pittman - Pittsburgh State
Kelley - Assumption*
Heupel - Weber State/Snow/Oklahoma
Drinkwitz - Arkansas State*

* = didn't play/played another sport

Several played D1.

And in Beamer's case that was a "my Dad is the coach" roster spot.

 

[Special Ed]

There's something wrong with any man who voluntarily sports a hairdo named after a fish:

 

[Volanta]

With all due respect, Josh doesn't look like he could fight his way out of a wet paper bag. But so does everyone on that list minus Clark Lea and maybe Smart.

Screw you josh would kick all their asses

 

[dobre_shunka]

Drinkwitz should be higher as he would certainly fight dirty.

How is Sam Pitman above anyone? Other than motorboating, I don't see him as a real threat.

 

[SayUWantAreVOLution]

With a mullet Heupel could have a hit:

Don't you false start, I hate a false start
I just don't think you understand
If you false start, another false start
I just might have to kill a man......

 

[Clad in Big Orange]

The off-season has now reached peak stupidity.

 

[casual-observer]

The off-season has now reached peak stupidity

Just wait...still a couple of weeks left...