Tennessee Keyboard Warriors

[Flamparadiddle]

I think Volnation should start our own team. We would soar to new heights. Im thinking our first season would be 15-0. We'd only give up 2 yards per game. We'd produce 785 yards of offense per game. We'd average 62 points per game, and the defense would give up maybe 3 to 7 points per game. With all of the talent and coaches on volnation, how could we not be the best football team to ever step foot on the gridiron?

 

[walkenvol]

Virgin thread starts are often bizarre.

 

[DaddyChad]

Glad you got it out of your system.

It’s a message board. Expect wisdom, ignorance and everything in between.

 

[J C Higgins]

I think Volnation should start our own team. We would soar to new heights. Im thinking our first season would be 15-0. We'd only give up 2 yards per game. We'd produce 785 yards of offense per game. We'd average 62 points per game, and the defense would give up maybe 3 to 7 points per game. With all of the talent and coaches on volnation, how could we not be the best football team to ever step foot on the gridiron?

Wouldn't make any difference. ESPN, the NYT, main stream media, all announcers, sportswriters and pollsters would still have a bias against us.

 

[BigBadVol]

Come dude every great drummer knows it is the flamparadiddlediddle that rules!

 

[Bigorangefan 98]

I think Volnation should start our own team. We would soar to new heights. Im thinking our first season would be 15-0. We'd only give up 2 yards per game. We'd produce 785 yards of offense per game. We'd average 62 points per game, and the defense would give up maybe 3 to 7 points per game. With all of the talent and coaches on volnation, how could we not be the best football team to ever step foot on the gridiron?

You a bammer??

 

[lukeneyland]

How much Tylenol did your mom take ?

 

[zeppelin128]

 

[Tnphil]

Bet our DB's on the board would still suck though. Lol.....

 

[NATHAN05]

 

[heupelsroutetree]

Bet our DB's on the board would still suck though. Lol.....

And everyone would still be near petrified to play every SEC team

 

[Behr]

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[PC Jr.]

Solid thread. Lol

 

[Behr]

 

[vol94fan]

We would still lose a road game due to bad officials.

 

[Gandalf]

Officiating would still suck and ESPN would still hate us.

 

[Hacksaw]

 

[Hacksaw]

How much Tylenol did your mom take ?

Dude...

 

[EastTNVol6240]

We would still lose a road game due to bad officials.

Never saw a ref suit up

 

[Jon wayne]

How much Tylenol did your mom take ?

I see what you did there and it’s hilarious!

 

[swampfoxfan]

Our defense would be better than that.

 

[TAF]

I think Volnation should start our own team. We would soar to new heights. Im thinking our first season would be 15-0. We'd only give up 2 yards per game. We'd produce 785 yards of offense per game. We'd average 62 points per game, and the defense would give up maybe 3 to 7 points per game. With all of the talent and coaches on volnation, how could we not be the best football team to ever step foot on the gridiron?

 

[KINGSVOL]

Dude, you started your own team, tread and league and you have the defense giving up 3-7 points a game. Thats NAIA league stuff right there!

 

[fossilfiction]

You ain't ready for me to take hold boss. I have expectations.

 

[GetYouSomeofThat]

Glad you got it out of your system.

It’s a message board. Expect wisdom, ignorance and everything in between.

Ignorance should be bolded in your sentence.