At the gym this morning

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Two different guys were wearing Bama shirts with headphones in their ears.

I got their attention, asked them to take off their headphones. Then...

I sang Rocky Top, didn't give them a chance to say anything, put my headphones in, and walked away.

I've done my part. Someone else pi$$ off a bammer today

This story is probably also on a bama board somewhere.
 
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This story is probably also on a bama board somewhere.
Two different guys were wearing Vols shirts with headphones in their ears.

I got their attention, asked them to take off their headphones. Then...

I sang Dixieland Delight, didn't give them a chance to say anything, put my headphones in, and walked away.

I've done my part. Someone else pi$$ off a buttchugger today
 
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Already done
The new temp at my work is a gump, and before being properly introduced I said I was looking forward to beating the gumps in Tuscaloser. Started off on the right foot
 
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I guess the one interesting thing with Bama getting the front runners as fans for the last few years was not as many Florida "fans" to have to deal with around here.
 
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Back in the 70s when attending UT, I met Bear Bryant in the parking lot of the hotel the Bama team and my UT buddies were staying at. Told him it was nice to meet him but, it would be nicer if the Vols won in Birmingham that sunny Saturday Fall afternoon. Yup, I told old Bear off for sure.
 
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Back in the 70s when attending UT, I met Bear Bryant in the parking lot of the hotel the Bama team and my UT buddies were staying at. Told him it was nice to meet him but, it would be nicer if the Vols won in Birmingham that sunny Saturday Fall afternoon. Yup, I told old Bear off for sure.
He was drunk, wouldn’t have remembered it anyways
 
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Two different guys were wearing Bama shirts with headphones in their ears.

I got their attention, asked them to take off their headphones. Then...

I sang Rocky Top, didn't give them a chance to say anything, put my headphones in, and walked away.

I've done my part. Someone else pi$$ off a bammer today
That was a smart move, singing your jab instead of leaving a note, given their literacy rates.
 
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I drove down to Chattanooga a few days ago.

Went to the Tennessee River at TN-Bama line.

I saw a group of people swimming just past the state line.

I knew they were Bama fans because a couple of them had on houndstooth hats and a couple of the women were as big as whales.

I dropped my shorts and launched a log there way and I watched.

As it got closer they began to stare.

Once it got closer they began to circle and I could hear them talking.

They were saying is that a log as they circled.

Then one got really close and started smelling it and said it smells like sh&t.

Then they began to circle it again.

Then I seen one of the whales stick her finger in it and put it in her mouth and she OMG it is sh$t.

And then you could see a sigh of relief come from their faces as the whale said I’m glad we didn’t step in it.
 
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For those offended by this. We live in an ugly world. Seriously bad things happen everyday. Smack talking rivals during the week of a game that has its own name is a beautiful thing and makes the ugly world a little better. Good on you OP.
 
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I drove down to Chattanooga a few days ago.

Went to the Tennessee River at TN-Bama line.

I saw a group of people swimming just past the state line.

I knew they were Bama fans because a couple of them had on houndstooth hats and a couple of the women were as big as whales.

I dropped my shorts and launched a log there way and I watched.

As it got closer they began to stare.

Once it got closer they began to circle and I could hear them talking.

They were saying is that a log as they circled.

Then one got really close and started smelling it and said it smells like sh&t.

Then they began to circle it again.

Then I seen one of the whales stick her finger in it and put it in her mouth and she OMG it is sh$t.

And then you could see a sigh of relief come from their faces as the whale said I’m glad we didn’t step in it.
you should never leave your house again. that's horrible.
 
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