Recruiting Forum: Football Talk XII

[whitw]

Almost all of the satires are done in a loving way, so no worries Mike

I'm really going to have to make a part two seeing all these posters that I've been around for so long that I didn't make fun of! I also can't believe I somehow left out vollygirl as she has been on fire here recently, tux for obvious reasons, GFW, Madkins, vol74, etc, etc, etc

I missed the cut too. You'll be on ignore MV.










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[whitw]

There will be a "MockingVol's RF Thread in a Bottle 2.0". And some more of you beautiful people I forgot to satire will be included.

This one took roughly an hour to format, create names, and create dialogue. The next one will be sleeker, bigger, and hopefully as good as the original.

2.0 coming to a thread near you in the coming days!

Nice work MV. It gave me a pretty good chuckle at work today. I'll nominate you for the off season "inter webz winner".

 

[buffaloblue]

"MockingVol's RF Thread in a Bottle"

*All characters in this post are entirely fictional and are totally not based on actual posters*

17' TX DT Sir Dudley Diddleson
MockedOutAwake - Check out this recruit. He is 6'14" tall and weighs 330 lbs. He is showing a lot of interest here recently.
Mokingdom - I don't even see him in the 15' top 100... Why can't we just take TG? And Sweat? And South? And every other 5 star?
MockFuture - Shut up dude. You are so wickity wickity wack yo!
iMeller - +1 Mockfuture
Murger - Yeah Mokingdom, the only way I could hate you more is if you were a minority!
Mockbone - How does one learn to hate something other than themselves Murger???
LebMock - Well I kind of agree with him, number are tight for the 17' class. I recently stayed at a Holiday Inn (Which I own) and am feeling that my calculus is spot on.
Ron Mockson - Unite Mocksonites let us all ignore the heathen that posted before me!
Migchig - *Shaking titties gif*
Frock - Hmmmmmmm.... Seems tasteful to me.
Migchig - *boom gifs*
Terrymockigo - I can haz te boobies?? and know what else has boobies is the recruits we is after! GBFOGFWBBQLOL
utkmock - Did someone say breasts on grown men?!
Mockna - *Every single emoticon in the known universe*
ACmock - ANYBODY WANT TO FIGHT?!
MockvilleVol - I SURE AS HELL DO!!
TheBreakerMock - Do you guys even body calipers???
Nashmockas31 - And here I thought I was in the Sir Dudley Diddleson thread....
Mokatil - At a recent camp with junior I snagged a sideways picture of this guy, he I huge!
BruinMock - *I am always silently watching over you all...*

One of the best things I have ever read on this forum.

 

[MSME Vol]

Please do mockwriter and mocksgt18. Those could be epic

 

[LurtzVol109]

I would try to ask for a cameo, but I only show up every blue moon! If only if only...

 

[Vols4us]

I recently got Uverse. I know they're getting it, but I hope it's part of my cable package (U-200).

I have been on U-verse for years on the same 200 package. It is supposed to be on channel 607/1607 - right behind the deuce. I understand that it is supposed to be in that package but am not 100% sure.

 

[Vols4us]

Got out the car at first practice right beside one the coaches

"Damn kicker/Tackle. How big you going to get son?"

Bring it on kickoffs. Head on a swivel for Janickowski JR!!!!

He is 6'1" 202

This time last year. ..

5'9" 140

Oh, yeah! Big'un. More to smash the football with. He won't be needing all that finesse stuff. lol.

 

[unioncityvol]

OMG you mother mockers need some mocking football! Un mocking believable

 

[Catbone]

Yeah well MOCK you buddy

 

[rekinhavoc]

Alabama Fan Sucker Punches Zach Mettenberger at Bar, Yells Roll Tide

Haslam needs to secure the border. Too many of those turds in Nashville.

 

[VolFromNashville]

Josh Ward ‏@Josh_Ward 12m
Tennessee linebacker signee Chris Weatherd has been cleared to play this fall, per @JimmyHyams. Important for Vols' depth.

Did Hyams break a story? Is this real life?

 

[unioncityvol]

Yeah well MOCK you buddy

Oh yea, mr fluid hips avi, you know why it's wierd? Because a 12 pack and a paper bag and half of Volnation would be IN! :yes: If I was drunk enough I might MOCK that, that's why I don't like it lol.

 

[JAllen18]

I have been on U-verse for years on the same 200 package. It is supposed to be on channel 607/1607 - right behind the deuce. I understand that it is supposed to be in that package but am not 100% sure.

On the AT&T website It's saying its on the U300 Package.

AT&T U-verse - Digital TV, High Speed Internet & Voice

 

[TriCitiesVol]

On Austin Sanders-

"He was battling a concussion during the heart of spring ball so that didn't help him at all, either. Plus, he may be more of a guard than a tackle. This fall will be big for him as they need some guys to show they can help in the two-deep and he has a real chance of being one of those first three guys that aren't starters."

-Fortenberry

 

[volatil]

No sideways pics today. Parents banned from practice.

 

[jave36]

On Austin Sanders-

"He was battling a concussion during the heart of spring ball so that didn't help him at all, either. Plus, he may be more of a guard than a tackle. This fall will be big for him as they need some guys to show they can help in the two-deep and he has a real chance of being one of those first three guys that aren't starters."

-Fortenberry

Hope so. How does am OL get a concussion?

 

[volatil]

What the Mock?

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Haslam needs to secure the border. Too many of those turds in Nashville.

Hang enough up for decoration, the survivors will learn a lesson or leave

Just my conservative opinion :hi:

 

[Catbone]

Oh yea, mr fluid hips avi, you know why it's wierd? Because a 12 pack and a paper bag and half of Volnation would be IN! :yes: If I was drunk enough I might MOCK that, that's why I don't like it lol.

Haha

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

ZeroMockThirty - This guy's 14th cousin 6 times removed once attended a puppy night. This 7 star is a chihuahua lock.

:lol:

 

[volstopfan14]

On Austin Sanders-

"He was battling a concussion during the heart of spring ball so that didn't help him at all, either. Plus, he may be more of a guard than a tackle. This fall will be big for him as they need some guys to show they can help in the two-deep and he has a real chance of being one of those first three guys that aren't starters."

-Fortenberry

Hopefully Sanders steps up and becomes a reliable player for us. We really need some of the younger linemen to be able to give us solid depth.

 

[WarMachine]

There will be a "MockingVol's RF Thread in a Bottle 2.0". And some more of you beautiful people I forgot to satire will be included.

This one took roughly an hour to format, create names, and create dialogue. The next one will be sleeker, bigger, and hopefully as good as the original.

2.0 coming to a thread near you in the coming days!

I am sure I will enjoy it whether or not I am privileged to be mocked by you. Lol.

 

[rekinhavoc]

Hang enough up for decoration, the survivors will learn a lesson or leave

Just my conservative opinion :hi:

They would think it was a festival to honor the bear.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

They would think it was a festival to honor the bear.

Well said

Maybe hang signs that say "Git Out and Stay Out"

 

[WallyBalls]

Got out the car at first practice right beside one the coaches

"Damn kicker/Tackle. How big you going to get son?"

Bring it on kickoffs. Head on a swivel for Janickowski JR!!!!


He is 6'1" 202

This time last year. ..

5'9" 140

Good Lord, I'm guessing you have to feed him with a shovel.