The Atlanta Braves . . . You can't lose 'em all.

[zjcvols]

Now Ozzie laughing at 2B, yucking it up with Mookie.

I’m not asking for someone to break a Gatorade cooler but could one day look like being 0-5 matters to them?

 

[Regulator]

We don’t have a single batter over the Mendoza line. Kelenic is the closest at .176

 

[TBrown]

In case you were wondering how the Kyle Tucker-Michael Busch-Dansby Swanson SGP is going

 

[AV_12]

AA really has a mess on his hands 5 games in and it’s own creation. Pathetic.

 

[raw dog]

Carp taking @raw dog to #FactsCity love to see it

Aged like milk () my man! Profart got popped for peds!!!

Who’d have thunk his one good year was an anomaly?

 

[raw dog]

Aged like milk () my man! Profart got popped for peds!!!

Who’d have thunk his one good year was an anomaly?

Uncle Scott. That’s who.

 

[AV_12]

Haha there he is!

 

[vols 30]

 

[raw dog]

Lol opening week and we really pencilled our 7-9 against Pads as follows

Orlolando Arcia
Kelenic
Chadwick Tromp


we are not serious

 

[raw dog]

Gettin Profart back at the deadline is gonna be like makin a move tho!

 

[raw dog]

good morning boys

 

[05_never_again]

Do they ever release the exact date of a positive PED test? Had to be during Spring Training, right?

 

[TBrown]

Do they ever release the exact date of a positive PED test? Had to be during Spring Training, right?

Probably before or very early on. There’s a lag and a re-test I believe. Not of the person but of the sample.

 

[TBrown]

Gettin Profart back at the deadline is gonna be like makin a move tho!

Ineligible for postseason play FYI

 

[TBrown]

good morning boys

Bro slept in huh

 

[05_never_again]

Probably before or very early on. There’s a lag and a re-test I believe. Not of the person but of the sample.

Probably happened as he was "working out" with Tatis in the offseason.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Ineligible for postseason play FYI

Looking like we may not have to worry about that

 

[TBrown]

Looking like we may not have to worry about that

 

[05_never_again]

Now Ozzie laughing at 2B, yucking it up with Mookie.

I’m not asking for someone to break a Gatorade cooler but could one day look like being 0-5 matters to them?

The spot we're in now is where an Aaron Boone or another manager with some fire would come out after a close call and get tossed.

It takes Snit seeing his superstar player intentionally drilled in the elbow after hitting too many leadoff HRs to even stand up in the dugout though.

 

[vols 30]

Now Ozzie laughing at 2B, yucking it up with Mookie.

I’m not asking for someone to break a Gatorade cooler but could one day look like being 0-5 matters to them?

They don't care.

 

[TBrown]

Juiced balls back and Braves still can’t score. Sad!

 

[AV_12]

Juiced balls back and Braves still can’t score. Sad!

Manfred trying to disguise it as bats lol

 

[LotteryPick]

Juiced balls back and Braves still can’t score. Sad!

Bat speed down across the board and swings are longer too. Whatever the hitting coach is doing gotta stop

 

[LotteryPick]

I don’t know that an 0-7 team has ever made the playoffs

 

[05_never_again]

To the "wait until we get Ronald back" crowd (I know there aren't any in this thread, just speaking generally) - remember he slashed .266/.351/.413 with a .764 OPS and 112 OPS+ returning from an ACL in 2022. 2.4 fWAR.

Those stats in a vacuum are fine, but not when 1) that guy is your superstar and 2) you are likely going to need MVP-type production from him to dig out of a big hole.