gainesvol82
I hate the Gators, Bama, and UGA but mostly just pity Vandy, UK and USCe. Looking forward to hating Texas and Ollahoma.
I aspire to be a life coach and mentor to clueless SEC coaches. Shane Beamer, you may or may not be an improvement over the angry lesbian known as Will Muschanp. Mark Stoops, you've seen the best you can ever expect....get used to mediocrity.
Lane Kiffin, you will never have the resources needed to get the players needed to win an SEC or CFP Championship....karma is real. Clark Leah, at least you're making seven figures for a few years.
Nick Saban, the other SEC powers have either woken up, caught up or surpassed your program.....get used to being whiny Saban. Sam Pittman, the Razorbacks will never have more than a few years every decade of being good.
Billy Napier, you're nickname of "Sunbelt Billy" is not a clever reference to the FL sunshine....you're in over your head and will be out of the SEC within 3 years. Hugh Freeze, you're now at a program where everyone connected to it are whores that will do anything.....perfect fit for you.
Kirby Smart, no matter how much talent you stockpile and championships you win....you will always be a goofy bastard with a bowl cut and a supremely punchable face, woof, woof. Brian Kelly, the fake hokey accent and professed love of gumbo won't save you from having a giant corndog shoved where the sun don't shine and ran out of town if you don't compete for SEC championships within 2 years.
Jimbo Fisher, all the methed up fast talkin in the world and one of the worst contracts ever agreed to by a program won't save you after the first loss to Texas. Texas/Sark and Oklahoma/Venables, you've had a good run for 100 or so years..... it had to end sometime. Enjoy being consistently in the lower middle of the pack.
Eli Dorkowitz, has there ever been a P5 program that loses as much elite local talent at Mizzou? You fit in with other coaches about as well as Mizzou fits in with other SEC programs.
I aspire to be a life coach and mentor to clueless SEC coaches. Shane Beamer, you may or may not be an improvement over the angry lesbian known as Will Muschanp. Mark Stoops, you've seen the best you can ever expect....get used to mediocrity.
Lane Kiffin, you will never have the resources needed to get the players needed to win an SEC or CFP Championship....karma is real. Clark Leah, at least you're making seven figures for a few years.
Nick Saban, the other SEC powers have either woken up, caught up or surpassed your program.....get used to being whiny Saban. Sam Pittman, the Razorbacks will never have more than a few years every decade of being good.
Billy Napier, you're nickname of "Sunbelt Billy" is not a clever reference to the FL sunshine....you're in over your head and will be out of the SEC within 3 years. Hugh Freeze, you're now at a program where everyone connected to it are whores that will do anything.....perfect fit for you.
Kirby Smart, no matter how much talent you stockpile and championships you win....you will always be a goofy bastard with a bowl cut and a supremely punchable face, woof, woof. Brian Kelly, the fake hokey accent and professed love of gumbo won't save you from having a giant corndog shoved where the sun don't shine and ran out of town if you don't compete for SEC championships within 2 years.
Jimbo Fisher, all the methed up fast talkin in the world and one of the worst contracts ever agreed to by a program won't save you after the first loss to Texas. Texas/Sark and Oklahoma/Venables, you've had a good run for 100 or so years..... it had to end sometime. Enjoy being consistently in the lower middle of the pack.
Eli Dorkowitz, has there ever been a P5 program that loses as much elite local talent at Mizzou? You fit in with other coaches about as well as Mizzou fits in with other SEC programs.
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