12 Reasons Bama will Fire Kiffin

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The 12 Most Likely Reasons Lane Kiffin Will Be Fired By Alabama : Outkick The Coverage

8. A Tennessee fan will attempt to shoot him in Neyland Stadium on the Third Saturday in October.

Instead of hitting Kiffin, the Tennessee fan, who will be very drunk and using a musket from the 1870's, will instead hit Saban.

Saban will survive -- it's impossible to kill a vampire unless you hit him in the heart with a silver bullet -- but Kiffin will be interim coach for the Alabama-UT game.

The Crimson Tide, despite being 48 point favorites, will lose by 48.

Kiffin will be fired the next morning.
 
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Not a fan of Clay Travis, but most of the points (the serious ones at least) were spot on.
 
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I can smell the NCAA investigators (for all the good they are now) in Ttown from here! They might as well just rent an apt.
 
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I don't think it will be recruiting violations. Alabama was the only place he could go and cheat like a mofo yet never get punished for it.
 
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Anytime I see a Travis post I immediately think of him and JF and I am drawn to this gif....


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govols105 said:
The 12 Most Likely Reasons Lane Kiffin Will Be Fired By Alabama : Outkick The Coverage

8. A Tennessee fan will attempt to shoot him in Neyland Stadium on the Third Saturday in October.

Instead of hitting Kiffin, the Tennessee fan, who will be very drunk and using a musket from the 1870's, will instead hit Saban.

Saban will survive -- it's impossible to kill a vampire unless you hit him in the heart with a silver bullet -- but Kiffin will be interim coach for the Alabama-UT game.

The Crimson Tide, despite being 48 point favorites, will lose by 48.

Kiffin will be fired the next morning.
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Don't be giving anybody any ideas
 
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govols105 said:
The 12 Most Likely Reasons Lane Kiffin Will Be Fired By Alabama : Outkick The Coverage

8. A Tennessee fan will attempt to shoot him in Neyland Stadium on the Third Saturday in October.

Instead of hitting Kiffin, the Tennessee fan, who will be very drunk and using a musket from the 1870's, will instead hit Saban.

Saban will survive -- it's impossible to kill a vampire unless you hit him in the heart with a silver bullet -- but Kiffin will be interim coach for the Alabama-UT game.

The Crimson Tide, despite being 48 point favorites, will lose by 48.

Kiffin will be fired the next morning.
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Clay despite the attempted humor (and I did find that humorous) is wrong again. Even a drunk Tennessean firing a musket wouldn't miss. The rifled musket seen in the Civil War of which the Springfield 1861 was the newest although it and other rifled muskets were quickly made obsolete in less than 5 years. However Sprinfield's rifled-musket was made for marksmen and not the musket most think off. Like other Minié rifled muskets it used Minié balls (different from their Minie round balls) and enable rapid reloading and bettering shooting but only among those who knew how to shoot. It was already way out of fashion by the 1870s. The interesting part is if a drunken Volunteer choose to cap kiffin and instead hit Saban the traditional ammo os made from Minié balls (which are soft balls made of lead - they had a bullet-looking shape but were very soft. IOW, it would be easy for the drunken volunteer to hit both Kiffin and Saban with silver and doing the CFB world a favor in the process. A siver bullet fitting the overall Minié ball's design as it pertained to rifled musket would be easy to create. You'd just need to be a better shot than one using lead but that's not an issue here. :)
 
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