'14 CA CB Adoree' Jackson (Signed with USC)

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PassedOutAwake said:
Dear Adoree, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I hoped to see you as a Vol, dressed in orange and ballin'
I met you on your visit and took a pic way back in autumn
I loved the shirt you got when I first saw you shoppin'
Sometimes I pray you'll be a Vol but you just dropped 'em
But anyways, screw it, what's been up? Man what school you gonna pick?
I knew you were cutting down but you dont have to be a d*ck
If I had a choice and an offer guess who'd I'd pick
I'd choose to pick the Vols
I read about your favorites and they all smell like balls
I had a friend write a letter to some recruit who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got some money for you in a bag, a couple grand
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the pic you took with me too, that thing was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest homie
This is Joey


ahahaha jk Joey. i also posted this in the other thread for you
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Classic post....famervols almanac says conditions are right for a major vol storm tomorrow afternoon
 
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#10,205
VolStudent5 said:
If he doesn't commit tomorrow ban me! I am that confident! I am being iffy with my source for reasons obviously but this was planned all along with ESPNU coming! Adoree will put us all over the headlines tomorrow just like butch wanted.
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If Adoree signs with the Vols, I will set up outside of Neyland and you all can kick me in the balls. #NoJOKE
 
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Sudden Impact said:
Here is how it goes down....Let's play the Adoreeeee Jackson game on NSD

By 12 ET we have all 34 signed LOIs in hand. Exit interview occurs between CBJ and ESPN crew. Great Class, Foundation set, Brick by Brick. Excellent Class based on Needs. 14 EE in school already and making things happen. A little bit of talk about Class 119 shaping up and the Bristol Speedway Game.


Brief mention of Adoree Jackson. CBJ comments he would have been a great catch. Special and would have been an excellent addition to Class 118.
ESPN a few more comments but closes the book on the Vols for this year's class with a projection of 4 to 8 in the final recruiting class standing.

2 o'clock arrives and previously Jackson's films and interview segments and the normal build up prior to his announcement. Of course the panel has already made their probable AJ selections as to which school he will attend.

Jackson on stage with parents and other family members. Talks about the recruiting and thanks the schools for their interest in him. Tough decision. Loves each is his final 4 schools and then the time for the Announcement.

I have decided to spend my next 4 years playing football in the SEC at the University of Tennessee....

Yea right, but then ESPN does not know what to do......interview CBJ but he is not available for comment. For 5 minutes they say nothing just stare into the camera like deer in the headlights.

So much Boomania occurs on Volnation, Freak is forced to buy two servers tomorrow. Even the NegaVols and trolls are at a loss for words or comments.

And once again Volnation is restored back to the good ole days.....Volmania on the rise.....

Well that's all Folks.....

Warning: This is a fairy tale......Could be hazardous to your health if you believe certain parts of it.
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Thanks, this made my day! Go Vols!
 
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