old Bama joke

#7
#7
A Georgia, Florida, Bama, and Tennessee fan all had a race to the top of the mountain. It was a dead even tie to the top. So they decide to have a tie breaker race to the bottom. The Florida fan jumps off the side of the mountain, yelling "Go Gators!!!". Not to be outdone the Georgia fan jumps off the side right after yelling "Go Dawgs!!". The Tennessee fan throws the Bama fan over the side yelling "Go Vols".
 
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#8
A college student who went to Bama came home bragging that they had gotten 4 As, and only one B on their report card. His family is so happy to hear it, as he was the first to go to college. No one bothered to actually check, but there were there were indeed 4 As, and 1 B, right at the top. AlABAmA
 
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#9
A Tennessee fan and a Bama fan were at a diner, and both wanted the last slice of pie. The Tennessee fan got it, which upset the Bama fan who came over. he said "thats my pie" and spit on it. The Tennessee fan took one look at the guy, and spit on the pie while handing it to him "you can have it". Bama fan walked away happy and ate his pie.
 
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An alabama 3rd grade boy came home from school and told his dad I’m the only one in my class who can count to 100, his dad said you know why?? Cause you’re from alabama. Next day kid comes home and says dad I’m the only one in class who knew the abc’s, his dad said you know why?? Cause you’re from alabama. Next day the kid comes home and says dad all the boys pulled our pants down, and I had the biggest peter in the class. His dad says you know why?? Kid says because I’m from alabama???,his dad says no, it’s because you’re 16 years old
 
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LouderVol said:
A college student who went to Bama came home bragging that they had gotten 4 As, and only one B on their report card. His family is so happy to hear it, as he was the first to go to college. No one bothered to actually check, but there were there were indeed 4 As, and 1 B, right at the top. AlABAmA
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Only if they could spell it right.
 
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The comedian Dennis Miller once called the state of Alabama "The chrome metal capital of the United States" on one of his HBO shows
 
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There is really no need for the hate and disrespect in this thread, especially after that campus has had to go through such a recent tragedy. Stop It! In case you didn't know, last Sunday night the University of Alabama Library burnt entirely to the ground! State officials report that it was a total loss. There was nothing left except the axles. 👀
 
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Alabama, Georgia, and Tennessee fan were all in the bathroom at the urinals. Alabama fan zipped up, went over and washed his hands, then said at Alabama they teach us to wash our hands after we take a piss. Not to be out done the Georgia fan zipped up, walked over, washed his hands and dried them, and said at Georgia they teach us to wash and dry our hands after we take a piss. Finally, the Tennessee fan zipped up and walked out and said at Tennessee they teach us not to piss on our hands
 
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