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You want to talk about the Aura of this football team? Buckle up! 
Let us begin with the OSU game, with beautiful enough of a coaching discipline to display our teams unconditioned, half-naked man boobs, to introduce a new decade of dominance, with the limited edition Neyland North Cracked Nico Helmet as a souvenir! Coupled with the successful Max Gilbert swing-and-a-miss challenge with UGA this year- being a nation wide laugh as Vols cheered early! Please just wait a minute. The Seattle Seahawks Super Bowl vs New England play got outclassed by our Pick 6 Surprise vs B*ma, for 102 yards, to spark our aura. That went viral too! Unlike not utilizing Marshawn Lynch for a blunder, we had to pass due to having Dylan Sa-- oh wait.
Heupels only 2 important games: Missing the playoffs by only 63-38 one year to a 7-4 team--- and later outshined by losing the actual play offs 42-17! Easily could have been 200-17 but seriously, thank you Ryan Day for mercy and gifting us your ex-DC! Then Heupel buckles up by losing the Sooner Showdown Shootout to his Alma Mater this year-- thanks to trotting out his trusted, recruited kicker-- who lost the team 3 games in a year and is geared to start next year! Miss Brodus yet? And what about that whole Pavia owning the state claim, hyped all season, where we get MURDERED by him-- even with 2 picks -- so bad that the DC gets fired! So much so I felt a saudade for Sal Sunseri!
And hey we got a HUGE record broken-- to celebrate against a 3-8 team at their house! Big claim to fame! We have had snap infractions, poor clock management, and no discipline at every highlight moment of the season(s)! Arkansas 2024, remember the 2 timeouts with 35 seconds left? The 20 seconds of wasted clock? 3 timeouts with a minute left vs MS State? Timeouts available vs UGA? Leaving no timeouts vs Bama leading to a pick 6? Vs Purdue? What about the false starts and unsportsmanlike conducts every time the game is on the line? Losing to a team that SUCKS every year?
Now Nashville is #36 Illinois South and Neyland is Vandy East! Let's not play in Memphis or the whole state is rental property! At least we can claim Johnson City, our big solo signature win this year vs a winning record team!
Then we have a half-shaved Bobby Hill LARDO, who can't manage a game when there's under 2 minutes left, lose us countless games! Then we lose 3 bowl games to the Big 10-- but at least we got Iowa! Congratulations to the 15000 vols fans who showed up to the Music City, where I was the only loud fan in my section, Bowl! I PRAY we make it again next year!
These are off the top of my head! Plenty more comedy gold! You can only be a so many times before you're s. Enjoy the tickets to the circus!
We have made this program even more of a joke because it is now displayed to the whole nation! Same mistakes, different seasons. Hope you enjoyed the 2022 and 2024 blowout loss glory years!!! At least we've beaten a Sugar Bowl B*ma and 3-8 Florida! See you friends next season with Heupels first hard schedule yet, at least we got our recrootin class coming in next year-- to all enter the portal when we win maybe 6 or maybe 7 games! NO REFUNDS, it is going to the Neyland Entertainment District to block the view of the Vol Navy. Anchors Up?
At least we have reclaimed the song by a guy from Al*bama having s*x with a girl from Tennessee. Joshua Heupel has lost control of this team. Where is Rod Wilks? Get your mustard bottles and golf balls ready for LSU! "Get your popcorn ready!"
207 Signing off! Let us enjoy the off season as being champions of life!
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WGWTFA!
VOLS BY FIDDY
FEELS LIKE 98 (1938, 1940, 1950, 1951, 1967, 1998) What time is it in Miami? 35 til 7. 1985 Sugar Bowl Champions. '72 Chevy Nova SS 350 SBC | TH350 | 3.73 Posi. Built not bought
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Let us begin with the OSU game, with beautiful enough of a coaching discipline to display our teams unconditioned, half-naked man boobs, to introduce a new decade of dominance, with the limited edition Neyland North Cracked Nico Helmet as a souvenir! Coupled with the successful Max Gilbert swing-and-a-miss challenge with UGA this year- being a nation wide laugh as Vols cheered early! Please just wait a minute. The Seattle Seahawks Super Bowl vs New England play got outclassed by our Pick 6 Surprise vs B*ma, for 102 yards, to spark our aura. That went viral too! Unlike not utilizing Marshawn Lynch for a blunder, we had to pass due to having Dylan Sa-- oh wait.
Heupels only 2 important games: Missing the playoffs by only 63-38 one year to a 7-4 team--- and later outshined by losing the actual play offs 42-17! Easily could have been 200-17 but seriously, thank you Ryan Day for mercy and gifting us your ex-DC! Then Heupel buckles up by losing the Sooner Showdown Shootout to his Alma Mater this year-- thanks to trotting out his trusted, recruited kicker-- who lost the team 3 games in a year and is geared to start next year! Miss Brodus yet? And what about that whole Pavia owning the state claim, hyped all season, where we get MURDERED by him-- even with 2 picks -- so bad that the DC gets fired! So much so I felt a saudade for Sal Sunseri!
And hey we got a HUGE record broken-- to celebrate against a 3-8 team at their house! Big claim to fame! We have had snap infractions, poor clock management, and no discipline at every highlight moment of the season(s)! Arkansas 2024, remember the 2 timeouts with 35 seconds left? The 20 seconds of wasted clock? 3 timeouts with a minute left vs MS State? Timeouts available vs UGA? Leaving no timeouts vs Bama leading to a pick 6? Vs Purdue? What about the false starts and unsportsmanlike conducts every time the game is on the line? Losing to a team that SUCKS every year?
Now Nashville is #36 Illinois South and Neyland is Vandy East! Let's not play in Memphis or the whole state is rental property! At least we can claim Johnson City, our big solo signature win this year vs a winning record team!
Then we have a half-shaved Bobby Hill LARDO, who can't manage a game when there's under 2 minutes left, lose us countless games! Then we lose 3 bowl games to the Big 10-- but at least we got Iowa! Congratulations to the 15000 vols fans who showed up to the Music City, where I was the only loud fan in my section, Bowl! I PRAY we make it again next year!
These are off the top of my head! Plenty more comedy gold! You can only be a
so many times before you're s. Enjoy the tickets to the circus!We have made this program even more of a joke because it is now displayed to the whole nation! Same mistakes, different seasons. Hope you enjoyed the 2022 and 2024 blowout loss glory years!!! At least we've beaten a Sugar Bowl B*ma and 3-8 Florida! See you friends next season with Heupels first hard schedule yet, at least we got our recrootin class coming in next year-- to all enter the portal when we win maybe 6 or maybe 7 games! NO REFUNDS, it is going to the Neyland Entertainment District to block the view of the Vol Navy. Anchors Up?
At least we have reclaimed the song by a guy from Al*bama having s*x with a girl from Tennessee. Joshua Heupel has lost control of this team. Where is Rod Wilks? Get your mustard bottles and golf balls ready for LSU! "Get your popcorn ready!"
207 Signing off! Let us enjoy the off season as being champions of life!
______________________________________
WGWTFA! VOLS BY FIDDYFEELS LIKE 98 (1938, 1940, 1950, 1951, 1967, 1998) What time is it in Miami? 35 til 7. 1985 Sugar Bowl Champions. '72 Chevy Nova SS 350 SBC | TH350 | 3.73 Posi. Built not bought
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