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SEC Insider Exclusive: Knoxville Judge Crushes Tennessee QB Dreams—Butch Jones Calls It ‘Champions of Life’ Victory
By J.D. “Scoop” McLovin
SEC Insider Staff Writer
February 21, 2026
Knox County Chancellor Chris Heagerty just ruled Joey Aguilar’s junior-college years count—meaning no sixth season for Tennessee’s QB. The twenty-four-year-old, who threw for three-thousand-five-hundred-sixty-five yards last fall, now eyes the NFL combine instead of Neyland. Heagerty’s verdict? “We’re gonna bring back NCAA glory—by making Tennessee suck. Every other kid in every other state may get to play based on anything—that won’t fly in Knoxville. I don’t care what the Supreme Court says.”
Meanwhile, Mississippi Judge Robert Whitwell handed Ole Miss’ Trinidad Chambliss a free sixth year, shrugging: “If our boys have had their tonsils out, there’s no reason they shouldn’t get a few extra years of eligibility.” NCAA lawyers bolted mid-hearing like they’d been dumped.
Lane Kiffin, grinning through a tweet: “I think it’s good for Tennessee to have their freshmen playing QB. Fresh legs, no drama—might actually win something.”
Florida’s new coach—fresh off the portal—chimed in: “I’ve encouraged Aguilar to file suit in Gainesville. I’ve already talked to the judge. Get him a sixth or seventh year—no problem.”
But the real punchline? Former Vols coach Butch Jones, from retirement: “I’m glad to see Tennessee is still living out the Champions of Life mantra I started. It’s good to lose. They keep building character.”
And now Bull’s Gap attorney Ricky Johnson just threw his hat in the ring to run against Heagerty—first move? A giant Champions of Life billboard with Heagerty’s face, right outside Neyland, the tagline “He’ll rule against you even when it doesn’t matter.” After this ruling, future Judge Ricky said “Heagerty couldnt get elected as dog catcher. “
Aguilar’s probably packing for pro day. Tennessee’s once again eyeing a mediocre season. And Tennessee fans? We’re nuts hoping Pavia gets drafted because a Nashville judge can’t be as dumb as this Knox County one.
By J.D. “Scoop” McLovin
SEC Insider Staff Writer
February 21, 2026
Knox County Chancellor Chris Heagerty just ruled Joey Aguilar’s junior-college years count—meaning no sixth season for Tennessee’s QB. The twenty-four-year-old, who threw for three-thousand-five-hundred-sixty-five yards last fall, now eyes the NFL combine instead of Neyland. Heagerty’s verdict? “We’re gonna bring back NCAA glory—by making Tennessee suck. Every other kid in every other state may get to play based on anything—that won’t fly in Knoxville. I don’t care what the Supreme Court says.”
Meanwhile, Mississippi Judge Robert Whitwell handed Ole Miss’ Trinidad Chambliss a free sixth year, shrugging: “If our boys have had their tonsils out, there’s no reason they shouldn’t get a few extra years of eligibility.” NCAA lawyers bolted mid-hearing like they’d been dumped.
Lane Kiffin, grinning through a tweet: “I think it’s good for Tennessee to have their freshmen playing QB. Fresh legs, no drama—might actually win something.”
Florida’s new coach—fresh off the portal—chimed in: “I’ve encouraged Aguilar to file suit in Gainesville. I’ve already talked to the judge. Get him a sixth or seventh year—no problem.”
But the real punchline? Former Vols coach Butch Jones, from retirement: “I’m glad to see Tennessee is still living out the Champions of Life mantra I started. It’s good to lose. They keep building character.”
And now Bull’s Gap attorney Ricky Johnson just threw his hat in the ring to run against Heagerty—first move? A giant Champions of Life billboard with Heagerty’s face, right outside Neyland, the tagline “He’ll rule against you even when it doesn’t matter.” After this ruling, future Judge Ricky said “Heagerty couldnt get elected as dog catcher. “
Aguilar’s probably packing for pro day. Tennessee’s once again eyeing a mediocre season. And Tennessee fans? We’re nuts hoping Pavia gets drafted because a Nashville judge can’t be as dumb as this Knox County one.

