5* Recruit Tyler Durden

[OuterBanksVol]

Possibly the best recruit ever, but...

Rule #1: Don't talk about Tyler Durden.

Rule #2: Don't talk about Tyler Durden.

If not [him], who?

Begin...

 

[PotS]

Even if he sucks, he HAS to be a 5*

 

[Daloth]

No chance he'd join the NCAA because they are a corporation of bigotry, maybe the NAIA, and he'd take some crappy team and beat Bama in a consolation game on live TV.

 

[n_huffhines]

He'd teach Dooley about soap.

 

[Panthro]

He'd teach Dooley about soap.

:clap:

 

[SWIL]

I am Jack's profound sense of irony