A Letter to Tennessee Punter

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Dear Britton Colquitt;

You are the luckiest dude alive! I have watched you play on TV all season. Man, you were terrible the first couple games. Against Florida, what a disaster, but thanks to your team's pitiful offense you get a kick a gazillion time a game. Against SC you looked great. By season's you will be an All American!! Myself I feel like the Maytag repairman here at USC. You better hope Coach Fulmer keeps Sanders. A Norm Chow as OC would be a disaster for a punter

Sincerely, Tom Malone, Punter USC
 
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Who is USC's current OC? He seems to have the stuff to take care of business almost as well as Chow.
 
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Don't know and too lazy too look up. Besides, would make me more envious!!
 
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Originally posted by rockydoc@Oct 30, 2005 7:53 PM
Don't know and too lazy too look up. Besides, would make me more envious!!
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USC's OC is Lane Kiffin. He played probably the largest role in Norm Chow's offense aside from Chow himself. Kiffin is also the WR's coach and does a large amount of USC's recruiting.
 
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Originally posted by volsfannowandforever@Oct 30, 2005 11:09 PM
Wonder if he would be interested in moving east--and out of harm's way.  Only a matter of time until there is another quake.
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Make him head coach and give him Fulmer's salary. That oughta make him happy. Heck, I could do a better job than Fulmer... well... not really. Because I couldn't even remember the playbook in high school. But I am a good strategist and I like to gamble. Hey... UT! Need a coach? I'm open. I only work at McDonald's. I'd be happy to give that up in an instant.
 
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I'm sure your playbook in high school was a bit more involved than RS's "run middle, run left, screen pass, quick slant, desperation heave over the middle" playbook.
 
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