A new joke

[USAF_Vol]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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[IBleedOrange24/7]

:birgits_giggle: Good one

 

[surrealvol]

That's just plain awesome.

 

[Lexvol]

Originally posted by surrealvol@Nov 10, 2005 4:14 PM
That's just plain awesome.

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Thought you guys would enjoy these. One of the guys I went to seminary with took a picture of this little kid who wore this shirt to Bible School. His parents had no idea. Turn your head to the right and read the Chinese characters.

 

[USAF_Vol]

:lolabove: :lolabove:

I sawthat shirt somewhere before. That is awesome. The yard sale sign is funny. Been to OWB house lately?

 

[smokeyman15]

:birgits_giggle: :birgits_giggle: :birgits_giggle:

 

[surrealvol]

What?

 

[USAF_Vol]

Originally posted by surrealvol@Nov 10, 2005 11:47 PM
What?

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The shirt looks like it is chinese. But if you read it sideways it says "Go *@ck yourself"

 

[USAF_Vol]

Here you go, this should be better.