A Teriible Report - a poem by WoodsmanVol

[WoodsmanVol]

In the lovely green land of Oregon;
To consternation and ire, burned an orange fire.
It was hot and humid, they say, that Saturday.
A hard sun and soaking humidity, an act of arson by Tennessee.
The Vols played and made Eugene scream.

 

[fatvol]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I don't know what color Oregon's unis will be today.
But their players will be black & blue !!!!!!!!!!!
Well, maybe.

 

[turambar85]

You named a thread "Terrible Report" on gameday? Special place in hell...

 

[bullet20]

You named a thread "Terrible Report" on gameday? Special place in hell...

That's what the espn headline will read if we win.

 

[005]

You named a thread "Terrible Report" on gameday? Special place in hell...

in fairness, it says teriible report.

 

[YankeeVol]

Uh, a do what?

 

[WoodsmanVol]

in fairness, it says teriible report.

I always knew there was intelligent life on VN.

 

[BearCat204]

OP is a ridiculously weird kid

 

[Volz4lif3]

Mods please move to the pub

 

[BearCat204]

Mods please move to the trash

Fify

 

[Volz4lif3]

#yolo

 

[DD4ME]

Our Vols went west
To square with the best
Few believed they would win
But Butch had them all in
Right from the start
They played with Heart
Brick by Brick they rose tall
Ready to make the mighty fall


GBO

 

[lawgator1]

Drugs, obv

 

[PineyBluff Vol]

There once was a man from Nantucket...

 

[82_VOL_83]

bad poetry, worse thread.......ignore engaged.

 

[OWB]

Groovy

 

[BACKDOC]

I remember a year long a ago
UT kicked a guys a$$; named Bo
He was so ashamed he took himself out of
the game with an achey toe.
A few years later McFadden and Jones came to town
Everyone expected a Volunteer beat down.
Never came to pass
As UT whooped that Razorback a$$.
So today Maybe there's hope.
And before you ask. No, I'm not smoking dope.