volmanjr
Just Living the Good Life!
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So many men, so few that can afford me...
God made us sisters,Prozac made us friends...
If they don't have chocolate in Heaven I ain't going....
At my age, I've seen it all, done it all... I just can't remember it all...
My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips...
Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog...
Coffee, chocolate, men... some things are just better rich...
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen...
Dinner is ready when the smoke alrm goes off...
I'm out of estrogen- and I have a gun...
Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?...
Next mood swing:6 minutes...
I hate everybody... and you're next...
And your point is...?....
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now...
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it...
Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time...
Do NOT start with me. you will NOT win...
You have the right to remain silent... So shut-up!...
All stressed out and no one to choke...
How can I miss you if you won't go away?...
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not....
(and my favorite)
Don't treat me any differently than you would a Queen!
God made us sisters,Prozac made us friends...
If they don't have chocolate in Heaven I ain't going....
At my age, I've seen it all, done it all... I just can't remember it all...
My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips...
Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog...
Coffee, chocolate, men... some things are just better rich...
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen...
Dinner is ready when the smoke alrm goes off...
I'm out of estrogen- and I have a gun...
Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?...
Next mood swing:6 minutes...
I hate everybody... and you're next...
And your point is...?....
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now...
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it...
Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time...
Do NOT start with me. you will NOT win...
You have the right to remain silent... So shut-up!...
All stressed out and no one to choke...
How can I miss you if you won't go away?...
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not....
(and my favorite)
Don't treat me any differently than you would a Queen!