Accused burglar doesn't flush toilet, leaves DNA for police

[NorCalVol67]

Well, I do conserve water by letting it mellow if it is yellow, but I always flush it down when it is brown. Especially if I am burglarizing a home.

Some people are too stupid to be criminals.


http://m.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Accused-burglar-doesn-t-flush-toilet-leaves-DNA-11742282.php

 

[Freak]

Probably nerves.

 

[Coug]

The home owner NEVER forgets to flush or just didn't recognize the poop in the toilet?

 

[Obsessed]

The home owner NEVER forgets to flush or just didn't recognize the poop in the toilet?

Huh?

Are these real questions?

 

[volsarelife1]

The home owner NEVER forgets to flush or just didn't recognize the poop in the toilet?

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[joevol33]

Mayb It's just social media, and you see more of these stories, but criminals seem to be dumber nowadays.

 

[Coug]

Huh?

Are these real questions?

Lol!

You've NEVER been in a hurry or walked away accidentally forgetting to flush?

 

[volsarelife1]

Lol!

You've NEVER been in a hurry or walked away accidentally forgetting to flush?

I've never been in such a hurry that my life didn't allow me the .5 seconds it takes to flush.

 

[tumscalcium]

Lol!

You've NEVER been in a hurry or walked away accidentally forgetting to flush?

I've never forgotten to flush.

 

[volsarelife1]

Lol!

You've NEVER been in a hurry or walked away accidentally forgetting to flush?

Which means then you would have been in such a hurry you didn't wash your hands afterwards. 😷

 

[volinbham]

caught brown handed (sorry McDad)

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

lol:

 

[Coug]

I've never forgotten to flush.

Lol :question:

Which means then you would have been in such a hurry you didn't wash your hands afterwards. 😷

Hand sanitizer!

 

[buckfama]

Who the heck forgets to flush? I mean.. does someone actually stand up and ask "hmmmm.. what was I just in here for?"

I guess that leads to the next question.. do people forget to wipe?

 

[davethevol]

Lol :question:



Hand sanitizer!

Sanitizer is better than nothing, but not by much. Washing your hands under running water is the only effective way to get germs off your hands.

 

[SaluteToTheHill]

Sounds like some people need to read the Derek Dooley hygiene manual.

 

[pismonque]

Sanitizer is better than nothing, but not by much. Washing your hands under running water is the only effective way to get poop off your hands.

fyp

 

[davethevol]

fyp

Coug don't have no time for that. I need to take note of his recommended restaurants and steer clear.

 

[MphsBlues]

Was the burglar running late for his MENSA meeting??

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

All this talk about hygiene is missing the point. Who breaks into a house and takes a dump while he's in there?

 

[kentucky sucks]

Lol!

You've NEVER been in a hurry or walked away accidentally forgetting to flush?

Never...

 

[NorCalVol67]

All this talk about hygiene is missing the point. Who breaks into a house and takes a dump while he's in there?

Well, if you got to go you got to go. Just don't leave DNA floating around.

 

[Coug]

Who the heck forgets to flush? I mean.. does someone actually stand up and ask "hmmmm.. what was I just in here for?"

This only happens if I get up in the middle of the night and have to pee and I'm still half asleep.

Sanitizer is better than nothing, but not by much. Washing your hands under running water is the only effective way to get germs off your hands.

Water helps with chunky globs on your hands.

fyp

Surely by the time you're a grown adult you've figured out how to wipe your butt without getting poo on your hand?

 

[pismonque]

This only happens if I get up in the middle of the night and have to pee and I'm still half asleep.

Water helps with chunky globs on your hands.

Surely by the time you're a grown adult you've figured out how to wipe your butt without getting poo on your hand?

You ask me that after talking about chunky globs on your hands?

 

[Coug]

You ask me that after talking about chunky globs on your hands?

Hahaha! I wasn't referring to my hands just nasty people.