Adventures of Gitmo and the Gump! Episode 1 Bowling Green

[northknoxvol]

Gitmo: Coach I wish you would have never got caught and we were still together getting ready for Thursday night in Knoxville.

Gump: You got that right Aight! We wouldnt have waisted any time prepping for BG! We would be prepping for Alabama week!

Gitmo: Yeah I like how we didnt waste our time on the small schools in practice. Speaking of practice remember how good I was in practice?

Gump: You were the best darned QB I ever saw on the practice field and practice is all that matters Aight!

music starts........I will always love you! by Whitney Houston

Gitmo: Well I gotta go get ready for our first game. I will dedicate an arrow shot to you!

Gump: Aight I will program my VCR to record your game and I will watch it with Fulmer and we will send you notes!

 

[HalfullVol]

please let it die

 

[Mose Phillip's Watch]

please let it die

At least there wasn't a McDonald's reference

 

[SDV]

At least there wasn't a McDonald's reference

 

[Orange_Crush]

The scariest thing about this is the Episode # in the title.

 

[JCHateSteve]

At least there wasn't a McDonald's reference

 

[OffTackleVol]

Gitmo: Coach I wish you would have never got caught and we were still together getting ready for Thursday night in Knoxville.

Gump: You got that right Aight! We wouldnt have waisted any time prepping for BG! We would be prepping for Alabama week!

Gitmo: Yeah I like how we didnt waste our time on the small schools in practice. Speaking of practice remember how good I was in practice?

Gump: You were the best darned QB I ever saw on the practice field and practice is all that matters Aight!

music starts........I will always love you! by Whitney Houston

Gitmo: Well I gotta go get ready for our first game. I will dedicate an arrow shot to you!

Gump: Aight I will program my VCR to record your game and I will watch it with Fulmer and we will send you notes!

I feel sorry for Nebraska. They have a Mitzo version of our Gitmo. Illinois even had a scoop and score to take the lead.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

@Freak

If there is an episode #2, please use the ban hammer.

Sincerely,

Everyone else on VolNation

 

[supersmo18]

glad I have OP blocked

 

[northknoxvol]

This would be a great comic strip if someone had the talent to draw the toon

 

[northknoxvol]

Gitmo: Coach did they take any of my DNA during covid last year? I think they may have cloned me.

Gump: You sure are funny kid, that is one of your best traits. I was glad to see that the new coach likes my dental smock look on gameday!

Gitmo: You always was a trendsetter when it comes to fashion. I still cant believe your scarf over your skull didnt take off.

Gump: Everyone keeps talking about the NIL and Im just over here waiting for UT to pay me a settlement.

Gitmo: I havent had any NIL offers but wait until I unleash my arrows and the rain down upon the west coast, surely I will get paid soon.

Gump: I know a lot of folks in Knoxville that would have paid you a lot to sit on the bench..........just kidding.......I love you talk to you next week!