Alabama's own "Real Men of Genius"

[AlabamaVolunteer]

Someone just e-mailed me this
Bud Light theme music)
>
>Announcer: Bud Light Presents, "Real Men of Genius"
>
>Backup singer: Reaaaaal Men Of Genius
>
>Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Fan.
>
>Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Faaaaaan!
>
>Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your
>
>absurdly high preseason ranking.
>
>Backup singer: Why aren't we number one?
>
>Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when
>the
>Tide lose to a grossly inferior opponent.
>
>Backup singer: Should have hired Coach Croooooom!
>
>Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of
>championships
>won 20 years before you were born.
>
>Backup singer: Those were the daaaaaays!
>
>Announcer: You will point out that you have more wins than any other
>program, as though that is relevant to the current season.
>
>Backup singer: Been playing since the 1880s!
>
>Announcer: Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrivals in the
>regular
>season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl
>opponent
>with striking ease.
>
>Backup singer: We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!
>
>Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses,
>and
>take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be
>
>back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year.
>
>Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Fan!
>
:lolabove:

 

[texas_vol]

awesome

 

[jakez4ut]

Someone just e-mailed me this
Bud Light theme music)
>
>Announcer: Bud Light Presents, "Real Men of Genius"
>
>Backup singer: Reaaaaal Men Of Genius
>
>Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Fan.
>
>Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Faaaaaan!
>
>Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your
>
>absurdly high preseason ranking.
>
>Backup singer: Why aren't we number one?
>
>Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when
>the
>Tide lose to a grossly inferior opponent.
>
>Backup singer: Should have hired Coach Croooooom!
>
>Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of
>championships
>won 20 years before you were born.
>
>Backup singer: Those were the daaaaaays!
>
>Announcer: You will point out that you have more wins than any other
>program, as though that is relevant to the current season.
>
>Backup singer: Been playing since the 1880s!
>
>Announcer: Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrivals in the
>regular
>season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl
>opponent
>with striking ease.
>
>Backup singer: We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!
>
>Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses,
>and
>take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be
>
>back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year.
>
>Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Fan!
>
:lolabove:

:lolabove: that is frickin' hilarious.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Classic

 

[tidwell]

Awesome.

:lol:

 

[VolBeef88]

The best Jerry, the best!

 

[Fine Vol]

nice

 

[Roll Tide Rev]

That was great! NOT! :bad:

 

[Big Orange Nation]

lol:



I love it

 

[kiddiedoc]

Great lunchtime laugh! Much appreciated.

 

[Roll Tide Rev]

Were so popular here!

No really I can laugh at jokes at Bama even at myself, but this was not really that funny. Good try though.

 

[obxvol]

I wish I could hear it with the music and real singing. Hilarious!

 

[VolBeef88]

Were so popular here!

No really I can laugh at jokes at Bama even at myself, but this was not really that funny. Good try though.

You are wrong Rev. That is too funny! lol:

 

[jakez4ut]

Were so popular here!

No really I can laugh at jokes at Bama even at myself, but this was not really that funny. Good try though.

but it really is.....:yes:i copied this and pasted it to an email and sent it to some friends of mine....GA, SC, TN fans respectively...and it's unanimous....it's funny.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Its all about perpective Roll Tide Rev.

 

[Roll Tide Rev]

LOL! I guess your right about perspective.

 

[SWIL]

:givemebeer: BRILLIANT!!

 

[HIGHTIDE]

We started the season unranked...so much for validity...but Tenn last year.....hmmmm

 

[jcolli30]

But Tenn this year....Thank God.

 

[VOLatile]

That was great! NOT! :bad:

I laughed at that post more than the original one. Talk about a delusional bammer... boy oh boy... they've even lost all sense of humor.

 

[jakez4ut]

We started the season unranked...so much for validity...but Tenn last year.....hmmmm

still living in the past are we....................:whistling:

 

[Bennett4UT]

Love it

 

[OrangePappy]

ost-4-1090547912: :salute:

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

That's the best Real Men of Genius song I have ever heard!!! Now we got to get them to sing it!!

lol:lol:ost-4-1090547912:ost-4-1090547912::rofl::rofl:

 

[utvol0427]

Great post. The funny part is that everyone that read that was singing it in their head.