Alright...which one of you...

[TAF]

swept this Bulldog girl off her feet...

When they start writin songs about it...it's part of the lexicon...

 

[stolitonic]

Dunno, but he's a very very lucky man.

 

[McDad]

I swept her off her feet.

In my defense, when I sweep I get all the dirt and trash I can.

 

[MaxVolnGA]

Now you know what the max is for

 

[DC_Vol]

Maybe this is about Morgan Wallen.

 

[TAF]

Maybe this is about Morgan Wallen.

That's the rumor...

 

[Arrested Devolopment]

swept this Bulldog girl off her feet...

When they start writin songs about it...it's part of the lexicon...

It's a (thirst) TRAP!

 

[Mccage]

Shave that head and let the air out of them tires and I would say she's anybody's ride.

 

[Hacksaw]

She's a cutie, but I will just never understand the appeal of that kind of music.

 

[I Love Lamp]

She's a cutie, but I will just never understand the appeal of that kind of music.

You think that’s bad? This song will give you parvo.

 

[Hacksaw]

You think that’s bad? This song will give you parvo.

LOL! I don't honestly know which was worse, but I appreciated that this one referenced more source material.

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

You think that’s bad? This song will give you parvo.

This is 10000x worse than the one in the first post. My God. I'm over here literally gagging.

 

[Volador]

Sorry, but I would take Daenerys over this other dawg

 

[give_him 6]

 

[kcvols1]

This could be about me and my wife except my eyes are hazel.

Good little ditty!

GREAT deal better than that Rocky Top Rocks shat they’re passing on Sports Animal.

I mean how bad does your song have to suck for you to run ads for it to get played? YEESH!

 

[WoodsmanVol]

swept this Bulldog girl off her feet...

When they start writin songs about it...it's part of the lexicon...

She ain't my type, but I'll give you a like anyway, on account of the song.

 

[eaglevol]

I think I've found the guy who converted our Georgia girl.

 

[Doberman]

Filters and airbrushing making 6’s into 9’s for a decade or more.

 

[ClearwaterVol]

Filters and airbrushing making 6’s into 9’s for a decade or more.

I see pictures of girls I know on my feed and I cannot recognize them.

 

[VFL-82-JP]

1. Knows the right way to pronounce Neyland
2. Respects that Tennessee has our unique shade of orange
3. Beautiful eyes

I approve! Welcome to Vol Nation, Megan! Tell Conner we say hey!

 

[Doberman]

I see pictures of girls I know on my feed and I cannot recognize them.

Exactly. Everyday. I can’t figure out the motivation, either. Like…..we know you are a dog face. Are you trying to fool us, or yourself?

 

[titansvolsfaninga]

She's a cutie, but I will just never understand the appeal of that kind of music.

Isn't that Country music, or is it a variation of Country.

 

[TennVols12]

She ain't my type, but I'll give you a like anyway, on account of the song.

You like em fat and sassy?

 

[BreatheUT]

Filters and airbrushing making 6’s into 9’s for a decade or more.

At least she ain't just doing shoulders up and hiding that she's built like The Fridge.

 

[WoodsmanVol]

You like em fat and sassy?

Stop projecting your fantasies on me. You can like what you like, but don't drag me into your fetish fantasies.
For the record, I like Xena types, like my Shirley, they tend to be less high-strung than pencil girls. Still, no two gals are necessarily the same. The person is important than the type anyway. I do have MY preference just the same. Doesn't stop me from being on friendly terms with all kinds. Or avoiding certain of any category. Now, about your fetish fantasies, stay away from me.