Gainesville the best college town in America??? Sorry, but NO. In the SEC alone, behind Knoxville, Oxford, Athens, Auburn, and maybe even Columbia. I'll find out about Baton Rouge this September, but I'm guessing it'll make the cut, as well. Gainesville is in central Florida (a.k.a. hell). It's hot, it's ugly, it's unfriendly (reference "hell" -- "we're all miserable, so you should be, too"), and it's ugly. Oops, did I say "ugly" twice? My bad.
As for the SI story, here are a couple of pics on the way down the stairs to my pub: