Arabs Not Happy

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A LITTLE CRUDE BUT IT MAKES THE POINT.

Not exactly politically correct... The Arabs are not happy!

They're not happy in Gaza .
They're not happy in Egypt .
They're not happy in Libya .
They're not happy in Morocco .
They're not happy in Iran .
They're not happy in Iraq .
They're not happy in Yemen .
They're not happy in Afghanistan .
They're not happy in Pakistan .
They're not happy in Syria .
They're not happy in Lebanon .
So, where are they happy?


They're happy in England .
They're happy in France .
They're happy in Italy .
They're happy in Germany .
They're happy in Sweden .
They're happy in the USA .
They're happy in Norway .
They're happy in every country that is not Muslim.

And who do they blame?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

ARABS:
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's have a look at the evidence: No Christmas. No television. No nude women. No football. No pork chops. No hotdogs. No burgers. No beer. No bacon. Rags for clothes. Towels for hats. Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower. More than one wife. More than one mother-in-law. You can't shave. Your wife can't shave. You can't wash off the smell of donkey. You wipe your ass with your hand. You cook over burning camel ****. Your wife is picked by someone else. Your wife smells worse than your donkey. Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better". No **** Sherlock! It's not like it could get much worse!
 
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How bout someone dispute him with facts instead of name calling???

Any one up for it?

Let's be honest. You're not.
 
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When I was in Kabul, my interpreter was a 24 year old single young man who had grown up in the refugee camps along the border between Afganistan and Pakistan. After working at a couple of different SF Fire Bases he got a promotion to work for the team that supported our office which was charged with reforming the Ministry of Defense. Yes, I was a ghost writer for Karzai and Wardak.

Because we worked at the MoD each day, the terps wore coat and tie as their daily dress. They also shaved and bathed each day. If my guy came to work without shaving the rest of his peers would tease him and ask if he was becoming an extremist. Often when I we would leave for the ministry he would appear hung over and if I asked him he would say "Look, I'm 24, I went out last night."

He spent $500 bucks on booze for his Uncle's wedding.

After the Presidential Inauguration Wardak threw a party and the only people not drinking that night were the US Military who attended. State Department guys drank, UNAMA guys drank, and all the Muslims drank.

When Wardak and a few other high level officials went to Mecca we booked them and their family into the best hotels in Dubai for 2 weeks. They flew in, spent a few days in Dubai, left their wives to shop when they went to Mecca and then celebrated their Haj for a week before returning to Afghanistan.

The only thing I did not see a lot of was pork. They ate well but they did not eat much pork. Now the MoD did own a pig farm (I sold it for them) so they could feed the Chinese working on the roads, but they didn't eat much of it themselves. It wasn't the prohibition that kept them from eating it, the lamb and chicken was just so much better tasting.

Oh, and their wives were beautiful, shaved their legs, wore make up etc.

So that is my experience. . .
 
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YorkVol said:
When I was in Kabul, my interpreter was a 24 year old single young man who had grown up in the refugee camps along the border between Afganistan and Pakistan. After working at a couple of different SF Fire Bases he got a promotion to work for the team that supported our office which was charged with reforming the Ministry of Defense. Yes, I was a ghost writer for Karzai and Wardak.

Because we worked at the MoD each day, the terps wore coat and tie as their daily dress. They also shaved and bathed each day. If my guy came to work without shaving the rest of his peers would tease him and ask if he was becoming an extremist. Often when I we would leave for the ministry he would appear hung over and if I asked him he would say "Look, I'm 24, I went out last night."

He spent $500 bucks on booze for his Uncle's wedding.

After the Presidential Inauguration Wardak threw a party and the only people not drinking that night were the US Military who attended. State Department guys drank, UNAMA guys drank, and all the Muslims drank.

When Wardak and a few other high level officials went to Mecca we booked them and their family into the best hotels in Dubai for 2 weeks. They flew in, spent a few days in Dubai, left their wives to shop when they went to Mecca and then celebrated their Haj for a week before returning to Afghanistan.

The only thing I did not see a lot of was pork. They ate well but they did not eat much pork. Now the MoD did own a pig farm (I sold it for them) so they could feed the Chinese working on the roads, but they didn't eat much of it themselves. It wasn't the prohibition that kept them from eating it, the lamb and chicken was just so much better tasting.

Oh, and their wives were beautiful, shaved their legs, wore make up etc.

So that is my experience. . .
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A positive encounter with Muslims? Wait, so we are more similar than we are different?! Say it ain't so! York, as my mom would say, that's just crazy talk.
 
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NEOCON said:
How bout someone dispute him with facts instead of name calling???

Any one up for it?

Let's be honest. You're not.
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Because if it's anything posters of VolNation aren't tired of doing, it's dismantling criticisms of Islam from whackjob bigots.

Really.
 
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