Are y’all aware that Dooley is on staff at Bama?

[KnoxRealtorVOL]

Just started this year, Senior Offensive Analyst.

So if we win tomorrow, Dooley essentially helped us win and I say all sins are forgiven Dooley is back in good standing with the Vols.

 

[Stoerner Fumbles]

Just started this year, Senior Offensive Analyst.

So if we win tomorrow, Dooley essentially helped us win and I say all sins are forgiven Dooley is back in good standing with the Vols.

Crutchy Rommel is an asset in our column if he’s coaching on the other side in those brown shoes.

 

[perico]

So basically he's the rebound from Nick losing waterboy Butch. We all know Dooley sucked, but damn...

Ironic, we fired Dooley and hired Butch. Butch ditched his carwashing duties for a HC job and Nick replaces him with Doofus.

 

[TAF]

Based on this year's "Team Photo"...who AIN'T on "The Staff"...?

 

[utvols74]

Just like in the corporate world where do-nothing brown-nosers work in prestigious organizations to borrow credibility toward their next gig.......coaches do the same. "...nothing new under the sun".

 

[KnoxRealtorVOL]

Based on this year's "Team Photo"...who AIN'T on "The Staff"...?

Not sure, but I do love that they’re in section L instead of section W

 

[aaronvol]

Upper right hand corner...just hanging out.

 

[DC_Vol]

Just started this year, Senior Offensive Analyst.

So if we win tomorrow, Dooley essentially helped us win and I say all sins are forgiven Dooley is back in good standing with the Vols.

Is Saban’s plan to have every ex Tennessee football coach since 2009 smoke a cigar in Neyland??

Lane, check
Botch, check
Gump has been there, done that

All that is left is Dooley

 

[MAD]

Anybody find it kind of strange that our last 4 head coaches, Kiffin, Dooley, Jones and Pruitt have all worked with Saban at Alabama?

 

[Kylo]

Now Dooley will finally get to experience the Vols beating the Tide!!

 

[brainvol]

Dooly has a long history working for Saban. LSU, Miami dolphins

 

[bigorangepoppa]

Not sure, but I do love that they’re in section L instead of section W

Nice catch!

 

[BornAndRaisedVOL!]

Imagine that phone call....

DD: "Uh hey Nick, so I got fired again, and I uh...kinda need a job. So how about me coming to join your staff, just like old times! I can coach WR or whatever..."

NS: "Well the thing is Derek, when I first hired you, I didn't realize you were a moron. By the time I realized, we were already in the thick of things, and I liked your personality--you were charismatic, and that helps in recruiting--so I kept you on staff, hoping you'd leave sooner rather than later riding the coattails of my success to get yourself a better gig. Since then, you've firmly established yourself as a moron, so I don't know if I want that on my staff at Alabama."

DD: "But, wait....you hired Butch Jones to get your coffee, and he's a moron too! By the way, I'm taping this conversation so if you don't hire me to do Butch's old job, I'm going to sue you for moron decriminalization!"

NS: "I think you meant moron discrimination. And no jury will buy that. I've hired other morons in the past. Take Jeremy Pruitt, for example. And I got Butch for free, so there's that."

DD: (starts sobbing)

NS: "Fine, you can fetch my coffee...but you have to clean my eyeglasses, do my laundry, and teach proper shower technique too"

DD: "YESSSSSSSSSSSSS"

 

[JoeMiltonsAgent]

This undoubtedly explains their offensive struggles this season.

Dooley fails everywhere he goes LOL.

 

[sunnyvol79]

Is Saban’s plan to have every ex Tennessee football coach since 2009 smoke a cigar in Neyland??

Lane, check
Botch, check
Gump has been there, done that

All that is left is Dooley

. Yep

 

[sunnyvol79]

Anybody find it kind of strange that our last 4 head coaches, Kiffin, Dooley, Jones and Pruitt have all worked with Saban at Alabama?

And all smoked cigars in Neyland as Bama beat us by 40

 

[DaddyChad]

Senior Offensive Analyst my ass. Dooley is the new senior coffee coordinator.

 

[DD4ME]

One thing I know about coach Huep is he will never have to rehab his career as an analyst. He may not be a HC but he damn sure could be an OC about anywhere. True of Kiffin too and look at Ole Miss.

 

[VolAnonShaman]

Just started this year, Senior Offensive Analyst.

So if we win tomorrow, Dooley essentially helped us win and I say all sins are forgiven Dooley is back in good standing with the Vols.

Who?

 

[Sarms58]

Just started this year, Senior Offensive Analyst.

So if we win tomorrow, Dooley essentially helped us win and I say all sins are forgiven Dooley is back in good standing with the Vols.

Just means Saban took another bet. He bet Kirby Smart he could hire that idiot Butch Jones and still beat Georgia and he did. SO he probably bet Kirby that he could hire Dooley and still beat him.

 

[claimjumper steve]

Just started this year, Senior Offensive Analyst.

So if we win tomorrow, Dooley essentially helped us win and I say all sins are forgiven Dooley is back in good standing with the Vols.

Hang down your head Tom Dooley
Hang down your head and cry . .
Reckon where I'll be- Hadn't been for Grayson-I'd-a been in Tennessee

 

[WoodsmanVol]

Why did you introduce a doody thread on VN? You could have directed it to a porta potty. Construction sites and outdoor public events have them. VN is for people who don't poop on the floors of public premises.

 

[VolunteerCeltic]

Not sure, but I do love that they’re in section L instead of section W

This comment won the day for me, well played.....well played LOL

 

[OrangeSquid]

Why aren't the guys in the black and white stripes included?

 

[supersmo18]

Imagine that phone call....

DD: "Uh hey Nick, so I got fired again, and I uh...kinda need a job. So how about me coming to join your staff, just like old times! I can coach WR or whatever..."

NS: "Well the thing is Derek, when I first hired you, I didn't realize you were a moron. By the time I realized, we were already in the thick of things, and I liked your personality--you were charismatic, and that helps in recruiting--so I kept you on staff, hoping you'd leave sooner rather than later riding the coattails of my success to get yourself a better gig. Since then, you've firmly established yourself as a moron, so I don't know if I want that on my staff at Alabama."

DD: "But, wait....you hired Butch Jones to get your coffee, and he's a moron too! By the way, I'm taping this conversation so if you don't hire me to do Butch's old job, I'm going to sue you for moron decriminalization!"

NS: "I think you meant moron discrimination. And no jury will buy that. I've hired other morons in the past. Take Jeremy Pruitt, for example. And I got Butch for free, so there's that."

DD: (starts sobbing)

NS: "Fine, you can fetch my coffee...but you have to clean my eyeglasses, do my laundry, and teach proper shower technique too"

DD: "YESSSSSSSSSSSSS"

This was so stupid I couldn't help but laugh, and also read it in my mind in their voices. LOL Well done.