Are You a Man?

[volprof]

This is my most sexist post ever, but anyhow:

My wife and I were talking after the game. Both of us are very liberal, generally. After the game today, we were watching Alabama v. Ole Miss. I mentioned to her how ugly Alabama's uniforms are. She agreed. We both concurred that at least a third of the nation integrates red into their school colors, and Alabama does it as poorly as anyone. It takes a real man to wear orange, to dare to try something different. It takes balls to wear our orange. I've got 'em. Do you?

Caveat: Worst thread I've ever started.

 

[volprof]

And I should go ahead and say: Tusktimes and Bamawriter, I don't give a ****. Thank you.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Umm....i don't get it?

 

[tnprogrammer]

Umm....i don't get it?

Dude, he's a lib. He's prolly stoned....

 

[volprof]

Dude, he's a lib. He's prolly stoned....

No, but I am drunk like most of my conservative brethren I'd imagine. Just trying to cheer folks up. Failed attempt I suppose. Sue me.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Dude, he's a lib. He's prolly stoned....

I think you're on to something

 

[volprof]

Umm....i don't get it?

Must not have balls.hmy:

 

[iKrager]

Hopefully most of us wear orange...

 

[FalcoVol]

Umm....i don't get it?

Early pic thread for Alabama game?

 

[volprof]

Anyhow, I like you guys. Probably the worst thread I've ever started. I'll sleep this one off. Alabama's uniforms still look like ****.

 

[volprof]

haha!

 

[Manvol]

"My balls are clad in orange", john ward approves this message.

 

[Freak]

Anyhow, I like you guys. Probably the worst thread I've ever started. I'll sleep this one off. Alabama's uniforms still look like ****.

:lol: best post of the thread.

 

[FalcoVol]

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[volprof]

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Put orange on those women, you ass.

 

[volprof]

"My balls are clad in orange", john ward approves this message.

John Ward was a man. I heard he chopped down the California Redwoods with his microphone. And by microphone, I mean weiner.

 

[FalcoVol]

Put orange AND WHITE on those women, you ass.

Fixed...and yes, I am an ass.

 

[Insunseri]

Mike Gundy's a man...he wears orange.

 

[apevol]

I am liberal. I am a man. I have no idea what's going on in here. (Also drunk)

 

[Coug]

Drunk posting typically works out about as well as an Amanda Bynes or Alec Baldwin tweet.

 

[apevol]

Drunk posting typically works out about as well as an Amanda Bynes or Alec Baldwin tweet.

Hasselhof sure can eat a cheeseburger

 

[Velo Vol]

Caveat: Worst thread I've ever started.

Congratulations?

 

[CroKev]

As an academic myself, I've often wondered why so many professors (see OP's moniker) are liberal. I've concluded it's because they've never had the responsibility of creating wealth. Also, this awful thing called "tenure" takes away all accountability and puts the teachers needs/wants above that of the student. Btw, I was in industry for more than a dozen years before going my current route. Enjoy your nap.

 

[Escape Goat]

Yes. But I'm not 40

 

[apevol]

Yes. But I'm not 40

You are not a man. You are a robot.