Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[OtterFH]

Ron,
I had my usual 3 hour workout, and have eaten a bunch of food today. However I have taken three dumps, and showered once already today around 3pm. Will I be safe showering now, or should I wait until I know that I am done for sure?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
I had my usual 3 hour workout, and have eaten a bunch of food today. However I have taken three dumps, and showered once already today around 3pm. Will I be safe showering now, or should I wait until I know that I am done for sure?

I'm a little confused by the question. Are you saying you shower after every time you take a dump? If so, you are doing it wrong. Use toilet paper.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

FYP
If you are gonna "as you were" you need to do it correctly.

The, is it ok if I help out every now and then in your thread?

Sometimes I could use some help. As an educated and trusted Horseman I welcome your assistance.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Hey Ron where did Cain and Ables wives come from? Always wondered...

 

[OtterFH]

I'm a little confused by the question. Are you saying you shower after every time you take a dump? If so, you are doing it wrong. Use toilet paper.

No. I normally shower up a couple of hours before I go to bed, and I don't want to have that raw feeling down there before I go to bed if I have to go crap again.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

No. I normally shower up a couple of hours before I go to bed, and I don't want to have that raw feeling down there before I go to bed if I have to go crap again.

Thank you for the explanation. However, I still believe there may be a problem with your technique. I think I should come over and sit with you to develop a whole new late afternoon/evening checklist. Also, I'll need to observe your shower procedure to document best practices.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Thank you for the explanation. However, I still believe there may be a problem with your technique. I think I should come over and sit with you to develop a whole new late afternoon/evening checklist. Also, I'll need to observe your shower procedure to document best practices.

TRM,

Do you realize the level of awesomeness you exude?
Talk about going above and beyond to help your fellow man.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Trm,
What about helping ur fellow woman?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM,

Do you realize the level of awesomeness you exude?
Talk about going above and beyond to help your fellow man.

It is the cross I bear.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Trm,
What about helping ur fellow woman?

My services are available to women. But it seems as though women aren't open to my teachings. I suspect they are threatened by my sensitivity and understanding of the human race.

 

[Behr]

TRM,

Do you realize the level of awesomeness you exude?
Talk about going above and beyond to help your fellow man.

:lol:

 

[OtterFH]

Thank you for the explanation. However, I still believe there may be a problem with your technique. I think I should come over and sit with you to develop a whole new late afternoon/evening checklist. Also, I'll need to observe your shower procedure to document best practices.

My schedule has been cleared. Just let me know how long you will be staying so that I know how to meet your level of comfort. If there are movies, music, food and beverage you like I can have that ready. Also my shower covers are not clear. Will I need to buy a clear cover or will you be in the shower with me? I just don't want water on my bathroom floor even though it is tile.

 

[Volz4lif3]

My schedule has been cleared. Just let me know how long you will be staying so that I know how to meet your level of comfort. If there are movies, music, food and beverage you like I can have that ready. Also my shower covers are not clear. Will I need to buy a clear cover or will you be in the shower with me? I just don't want water on my bathroom floor even though it is tile.

This is somewhat creepy..

 

[The Ron Mexico]

My schedule has been cleared. Just let me know how long you will be staying so that I know how to meet your level of comfort. If there are movies, music, food and beverage you like I can have that ready. Also my shower covers are not clear. Will I need to buy a clear cover or will you be in the shower with me? I just don't want water on my bathroom floor even though it is tile.

It is this kind of dedication that will eventually lead to your successful completion of total understanding.

Movies: I only watch reruns of 80's sitcoms. Mr. Belvedere, Silver Spoons and Facts of Life are my favorites.

Music: Michael Bolton. I celebrate the mans' entire collection.

Food/Beverage: I have recently taken up the halal lifestyle. My favorite drink is O'Douls. My slow conversion to Islam is almost complete.

A clear curtain will be fine.

 

[Orangeslice13]

This is somewhat creepy..

Now Tick.....you know you would jump at the chance to shower with Ronald.:good!:

 

[Volz4lif3]

Now Tick.....you know you would jump at the chance to shower with Ronald.:good!:

No thanks unless he looks like this..

 

[The Ron Mexico]

No thanks unless he looks like this..

So you're saying there's a chance.....?

 

[Volz4lif3]

So you're saying there's a chance.....?

None what so ever..

 

[The Ron Mexico]

None what so ever..

Have you always been so "stick in the mud"-ish?

No pun intended.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Newt

my guess

 

[OtterFH]

Have you always been so "stick in the mud"-ish?

No pun intended.

He must not be a Michael Bolton fan. Some people.

 

[Behr]

He must not be a Michael Bolton fan. Some people.

You know "Sarge"?

 

[OtterFH]

You know "Sarge"?

No. Not personally.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Have you always been so "stick in the mud"-ish?

No pun intended.

Yes pun was attended

 

[Behr]

No. Not personally.

Okay, my ignorance is in full swing. Is Loudon TN and Loudon Cty not the same place or near each other?