Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[possumslayer]

you guys ask the dumbest questions.lol
you get a chance to ask a question and that is all you come up with. I will ask the question everyone wants to know and has wanted to know since I was a kid and noone and i mean noone has answered definitively.






HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOTSIE ROLL POP?

wasn't this asked before in this thread ?
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[The Ron Mexico]

wasn't this asked before in this thread ?
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Yes. Also, I'm impressed with your knowledge of my teachings.

 

[possumslayer]

Yes. Also, I'm impressed with your knowledge of my teachings.

I value knowledge ,I admire your teaching methods .
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[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

Volinreallife a cop hater?

I dont remember

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Trm,

Volinreallife a cop hater?

I dont remember

I'm not sure about virl the girl. I hope not.

 

[vol445]

i figured but i wasnt going thru 142 pages, sorry.lol

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Ron, how tall am I?

 

[Volz4lif3]

Ron, how tall am I?

Shyt don't stack that high

 

[Orangeslice13]

THE, my oldest son just busted his butt big time running to the car in the rain at toys r us. I laughed before asking if he was ok. Am I a bad dad?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

THE, my oldest son just busted his butt big time running to the car in the rain at toys r us. I laughed before asking if he was ok. Am I a bad dad?

If there was blood, then maybe. If not you are a great dad.

Is the child old enough to drive or father a child? That plays heavily.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Nerd is 6'6".

 

[Orangeslice13]

If there was blood, then maybe. If not you are a great dad.

Is the child old enough to drive or father a child? That plays heavily.

16. Plays mid linebacker he's tough enough.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

16. Plays mid linebacker he's tough enough.

Should have laughed harder and then kicked some mud on him. Make him real tough.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, how tall am I?

I've always pictured you as a black midget. Sausage fingers and short stubby legs.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

THE, my oldest son just busted his butt big time running to the car in the rain at toys r us. I laughed before asking if he was ok. Am I a bad dad?

No, unless you pushed him down.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

16. Plays mid linebacker he's tough enough.

My boy plays Center and Nose Tackle. I call him "nancy" all the time to toughen him up.

 

[mcompton]

Trm,

Volinreallife a cop hater?

I dont remember

Not that you asked, but I love cops...it's the Mexicans I'm not fond of.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Not that you asked, but I love cops...it's the Mexicans I'm not fond of.

What about Mexican cops?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Would you make love to two women at the same time?

 

[Volz4lif3]

I've always pictured you as a black midget. Sausage fingers and short stubby legs.

Beetlejuice?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Would you make love to two women at the same time?

Two is my minimum.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

What if it is two little people? Is that really just equal to one girl?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

What if it is two little people? Is that really just equal to one girl?

Still equal. four tiny hands, four boobs (albeit weirdly shaped) and two mouths. We're good.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

You find out one is a she male. Problem?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

Seen Act of Valor yet?