Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[theFallGuy]

where is the great oracle? The Zone needs guidance. WTF

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I fear Ron may be chained and gagged in Hobocks mom's basement

Terrible outcome, IMO.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Terrible outcome, IMO.

Not. Good.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Carry the torch, Scotty.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Carry the torch, Scotty.

Negative brah.

Does anyone have the coordinates for Hobocks moms basement?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

where is the great oracle? The Zone needs guidance. WTF

Fawking place is falling to pieces.

 

[theFallGuy]

Fawking place is falling to pieces.

Scotty, apparently Mehico was on thin ice and is outtie for a week.

:ouring a 40oz on the ground::

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Scotty, apparently Mehico was on thin ice and is outtie for a week.

:ouring a 40oz on the ground::

sssssssshhhhhhhhh

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

*pours some coffee out for my homey*

That is bad ass. Horsemen don't play no sh*t.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I'm calling Freak.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

When Ron gets sprung, we are throwing a celebratory welcome back thread. Fact. There is going to be crack and chocolate. Gob will be giving complimentary handies cause that is what Gob does.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

When Ron gets sprung, we are throwing a celebratory welcome back thread. Fact. There is going to be crack and chocolate. Gob will be giving complimentary handies cause that is what Gob does.

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[theFallGuy]

OE don't be a hater brah

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

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Freak is a closet horseman, so no.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Freak is a closet horseman, so no.

lmao, if you only knew

 

[OrangeEmpire]

OE don't be a hater brah

Troof

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

lmao, if you only knew

:crazy:

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron?

I'm here now.

Ron, did you source and Bearcat go fishing without us?

Yes, But Bearcat kept eating the bait.

Ron,

where the fawk are you? the Zone needs your guidance

Doing hard time.

Ron -
What do you know about DIA?

KCCO!

No. Also, The Chive is contrived and over exposed.

Ron, where is KONY hiding?

Probably at a preschool hunting new talent.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Trm,

wtf is going on will the fake women on this board?

Attention whores.

:devilsmoke:

TRM,

Why does OE doubt my existence as a female VN poster?

He's suspicious because of all the alters we've had in the past.

Is pooping on the clock for 30 minutes wrong? Should I reimburse the company ?
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Yes. No.

Trm,

Is sarge one of the new zone women?

Definitely.

TRM,

Do Great Whites feed off of Nihilists?

No. Nihilists never go near the ocean. They float in pools.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Thanks bro.

 

[SergeantVol]

wtf trm? fawk u! It's nice to have you back...these fawkers been letting me post unchecked around here.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

wtf trm? fawk u! It's nice to have you back...these fawkers been letting me post unchecked around here.

It's gonna take me weeks to get things back in order.

 

[OtterFH]

Ron,
Richard Marx is coming to Knoxville with the "Knoxville Symphony Strings". Would you be interested in attending?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

How was sebaticle?