Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
Richard Marx is coming to Knoxville with the "Knoxville Symphony Strings". Would you be interested in attending?

Sounds pretty gay. I'm in.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Trm,

How was sebaticle?

Tough. I thought I'd see you out and about. You were nowhere to be found.

 

[possumslayer]

Free at last is gone ? Why?
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[OrangeEmpire]

Tough. I thought I'd see you out and about. You were nowhere to be found.

I went to church looking for you

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

You taking in the BaseVols this evening?

 

[theFallGuy]

free at last got busted

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Free at last is gone ? Why?
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That thread exceeded the maximum allowable amount of awesomeness.

 

[SergeantVol]

TRM,

When will I have enough ecred to join the horsemen?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

You taking in the BaseVols this evening?

No, and I'm mad about it. My wife found me something to do tonight. Lucky me.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

No, and I'm mad about it. My wife found me something to do tonight. Lucky me.

Tell Mrs The she better recognize. Tell her I said it. She'll pop back into form.

 

[possumslayer]

TRM,

When will I have enough ecred to join the horse sodomizers ?

corrected,,,The OP is the real group .
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[The Ron Mexico]

TRM,

When will I have enough ecred to join the horsemen?

One does not simply "join the Horsemen". Ecred is one part of the application. There are many prerequisites you have yet to meet.

 

[Orangeslice13]

:fireworks:SUP MY BROTHER!?!?!:fireworks:






























Missed you. Gonna try and behave?

 

[SergeantVol]

One does not simply "join the Horsemen". Ecred is one part of the application. There are many prerequisites you have yet to meet.

What are the other parts?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

:fireworks:SUP MY BROTHER!?!?!:fireworks:
Missed you. Gonna try and behave?

Got sprung!

Yeah, I think I found Allah during my time in the hole.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

What are the other parts?

Have you read Homers Odyssey?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Strap yourself to a boat Sarge.

 

[possumslayer]

Mooslim?
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[Orangeslice13]

What are the other parts?

Can you hammer a 9 inch spike into a rail road tie with your Johnson? Our women have standards.

 

[SergeantVol]

Have you read Homers Odyssey?

Yes

Strap yourself to a boat Sarge.

Done

Can you hammer a 9 inch spike into a rail road tie with your Johnson? Our women have standards.

Gimme something more challenging. Did it already.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Yes

You're eliminated. We hate Homer.

 

[possumslayer]

You're eliminated. We hate Homer.

lulz
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[theFallGuy]

Ron

when u were in the joint what did you do to pass time? form a prison yard football team?

 

[SergeantVol]

You're eliminated. We hate Homer.

lulz I thought you said Illiad. nope

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron

when u were in the joint what did you do to pass time? form a prison yard football team?

I found religion and I shanked indy over some green jello he tried to take from me.