Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[theFallGuy]

I found religion and I shanked indy over some green jello he tried to take from me.

were u forced to join a gang for protection?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

were u forced to join a gang for protection?

Ya know what they say --- on the first day either become someone's bich or kick someone's ass.

I hate making the tough decisions.

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Did you hear about that big ghey indian Itch?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Did you hear about that big ghey indian Itch?

Yeah, that's too bad.

 

[theFallGuy]

word to that

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ron, I can't get Bare to answer a question about stainless steel cooking pots. I'm going on vacation to Fla in June. Should I drive the extar 8 hours down the coast and beat the answer out of him?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

The,

What is itc is doing right now?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, I can't get Bare to answer a question about stainless steel cooking pots. I'm going on vacation to Fla in June. Should I drive the extar 8 hours down the coast and beat the answer out of him?

This is why you can't trust other so called "advisors" in the endzone. They aren't customer oriented. It would be wrong of me to tell you to slash his tires, but....

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

What is itc is doing right now?

Arguing with some guy about whether or not it is allowable to switch NFL allegiances when Peyton Manning signs with another team. I'm not making this up. Some things never change.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Arguing with some guy about whether or not it is allowable to switch NFL allegiances when Peyton Manning signs with another team. I'm not making this up. Some things never change.

Step in if he starts up on Pat.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Step in if he starts up on Pat.

It's just a matter of time.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

SMH. Sunny beaches

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

The Zone has been lacking guidance during your imprisonment. What can we do to save it?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

The Zone has been lacking guidance during your imprisonment. What can we do to save it?

The realness must be kept.

 

[OtterFH]

Ron,
What does facebook do? I don't have it, and people laugh at me when I tell them I don't have it.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
What does facebook do? I don't have it, and people laugh at me when I tell them I don't have it.

I hope this link helps. These are some of my FB friends posting about their lives. I encourage you to read them all.

Facebook - Internet Gold

 

[SergeantVol]

TRM,

How do I make all the beeches in the zone respect me?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM,

How do I make all the beeches in the zone respect me?

Find all the guys that no one likes. Do the opposite of all that.

 

[SergeantVol]

Find all the guys that no one likes. Do the opposite of all that.

so far the list I started is comprised of:

Newt
OE


Not sure who else.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

so far the list I started is comprised of:

Newt
OE


Not sure who else.

Sorry, I don't discuss specific names.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

so far the list I started is comprised of:

Newt
OE


Not sure who else.

Really? Your question....RIA.damn.

 

[Behr]

Haha, TRM.....

How far is ...Never mind.

 

[SergeantVol]

Really? Your question....RIA.damn.

I know you dont give a flying fawk....can you fill in the rest of the names on the list?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I know you dont give a flying fawk....can you fill in the rest of the names on the list?

You gave one yourself.

 

[SergeantVol]

You gave one yourself.

I am trying not to give too many fawks I have a limited supply and I am running out.