Bama joke ahead.

[Vfl2407]

Why won’t Bama fans eat mutton?
Because in Alabama, the only thing more scarce than sheep are good looking women.

 

[txbo]

Like

 

[volfanecs]

Fire in a Bama fan's bathroom. Contained before it reached the house.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Why do all the trees in Tennessee sway south?
Because Alabama sucks.

 

[vollygirl]

What's the best thing to ever come out of Alabama?

I-59

 

[Grand Vol]

What's a girl from Alabama say after having sex?

"Get off the top of me, Dad. You're crushing my Marlboros."

 

[BearCat204]

Could we please make these about bama football?


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[Behr]

Could we please make these about bama football?


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rtr

 

[vollygirl]

Could we please make these about bama football?


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Sure! You first.

 

[Grand Vol]

Sure! You first.

Mine hit just a wee bit too close to home.

 

[BearCat204]

Sure! You first.

What do you do when a Bama fan throws a grenade at you?


Pull the pin and throw it back

 

[vollygirl]

What do you do when a Bama fan throws a grenade at you?


Pull the pin and throw it back

:lol:

 

[Grand Vol]

What do you call a genius in Alabama?

Visitor.

 

[Rishvol]

What do you call a genius in Alabama?

Visitor.

What do you call a smart person who visits Alabama?

Nothing, there isn't one.

 

[Grand Vol]

What's the difference in a bowling ball and an Alabama girl?

Sometimes it's hard to pick up a bowling ball.

What's the difference between the Bryant-Denny Stadium and a cactus?

The cactus has its pricks on the outside.

 

[volfanecs]

Student and teacher caught in a relationship.....and she is home-schooled.

 

[Biopsyman]

Even Florida is scared to claim gulf shores