Bama jokes over recent arrests

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A Bama co-worker actually sent these to me:

A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says,
'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!'
The police officer says, 'We're really busy at the moment.
Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.


Q: What is Nick Satan's biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting
violation?
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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa?
A: A huddle
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Q: Four Bama players in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
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Q: Why can't most of the Bama players get into a huddle on
the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known
felons.
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The Bama team has adopted a new Honor System.
Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor'.
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The Tide is expecting a 7-6 season this year.
7 Arrests, 6 convictions.
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Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Spring
Training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights
 
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I read this joke on an SEC related board somewhere (I can't remember where or I'd attribute the source):

Q: Why did Nick Saban move Jimmy Johns to defense?
A: He knew he could count on him to deliver the blow.
 
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BloodOrange said:
I read this joke on an SEC related board somewhere (I can't remember where or I'd attribute the source):

Q: Why did Nick Saban move Jimmy Johns to defense?
A: He knew he could count on him to deliver the blow.
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nice.........sad, but nice.
 
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#6
A lot of those have already been used on the Cincinnati Bengals yet they remain just as effective:neener2:
 
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