BAMA Jokes

[dduncan4163]

Lets get it started.

Hear about the BAMA Fan who lost $50 on the football game?

A: He lost $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay!

 

[Insunseri]

Alabama. Get it?

 

[dduncan4163]

Q: Why don't they teach sex ed and driver ed in Alabama?
A: They don't want the mule to get too tired!

 

[dduncan4163]

Q: What is 100 yards long and had 3 teeth?
A: The front row at a Alabama home game

 

[dduncan4163]

Q: How many Alabama fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: About 75,000. One to change the bulb, and 74,999 to stand around and talk about how great the old one used to be.

 

[dduncan4163]

Why was BAMA late for last year's game?

A. Because everytime they passed a sign for 'Clean Restrooms,' they did.

 

[WoodstockVol]

Do you know what the Alabama virgin said when She lost Her virginity?

A: Daddy,get off You're breaking My cigarettes!

 

[Sandman 423]

What do you get when cross breed a pig with an AL. Cheerleader?







A. Nothing, there are some things a pig just won't do.

 

[Rockytoptalker]

The Criminal Tide can only "steal" victories.

 

[VolFreakJosh]

What do you call a hot girl on Alabama's campus?

A visitor.

 

[hikermanvol]

What's the difference between a bowling ball and an Alabama cheerleader?


You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.

 

[Insunseri]

What's the difference between a bowling ball and an Alabama cheerleader?


You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.

Too lazy to go hunt down the orson wells clapping gif, but you sure earned it

 

[jfite9]

How do they perform vasectomies in Alabama?

Slap their sisters in the back of the head.
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[pualsline]

Q: What's the difference between an Alabama fan and a lamp?

A: I don't know. I just hate Alabama

 

[Halph66]

How do you get an Alabama grad off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza.

 

[OldRollTide]

How do they perform vasectomies in Alabama?

Slap their sisters in the back of the head.
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LOL thats pretty good!:clapping:

 

[OldRollTide]

how do you get an alabama grad off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza.

lol

 

[Jasongivm6]

An Alabama fan is walking down the street with a bag over his shoulder.

Another Bama fan asks, "What's in the bag?"

Bama fan 1 :"Oh, jest a couple of chickens"
Bama fan 2 : "If I guess how many chickens you have in the bag, will you give me one?"
Bama fan 1: "Shoot, if you guess right, I'll give you both of 'em"

 

[CountVolcula]

Some people are going to get called out about their class

 

[newyorkvol]

The classic....

Why is Tennessee so windy?

Cuz Kentucky sucks and Bama blows.

 

[Vol4Lyfe]

What does and Alabama fan and a maggot have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for 25 years.

 

[StarRaider]

What does and Alabama fan and a maggot have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for 25 years.

 

[orange4ever]

What's the difference between a bowling ball and an Alabama cheerleader?


You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.

To quote Larry the cable guy, " that's funny right there, I don't care who you are".

 

[orangetaz]

Why was the toothbrush invented in bama?

Cause if anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

 

[OrangeUaVol2]

Whats the best thing in Alabama?
The Tennessee River!