Bama Jokes!!!!!!!!!

#3
#3
how many alabama fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? depends on if they are related or not,,,
 
#5
#5
Q: Why was drivers education and sex education canceled at Alabama?
A: Because the mule died.
 
#7
#7
Q: Why is there no ice at Alabama?
A: Because one of the professors lost the recipe for ice!
 
#8
#8
There was a GA farmer and a Alabama farmer whos farms shared a wood across the GA-AL border. One day the Ga farmer was walking in his woods and saw a wolf caught in a trap. He went home and called the AL farmer and said one of your Alabama wolves is caught in a trap in my woods. The AL farmer demanded how he knew it was a AL wolf. The Ga Farmer said "Well, he has already chewed off three of his feet and is still caught in the trap."
 
#9
#9
Question: Why do all the trees in Tennessee, Georgia, Mississippi and the Florida panhandle lean towards Alabama?

Answer: Cause Bama sucks?
 
#10
#10
Q: How many Bama fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 75,001 - one to change the bulb and 75,000 to sit in Bryant-Denny
Stadium and talk about how good the old bulb was.
 
#11
#11
Q : What do Freddie Kitchens and Billy Graham have in common?
A : They are the only two people in the world that can make 80,000 people stand up and yell, "JESUS CHRIST!!!"
 
#12
#12
Q : Why don't Bama fans fart?
A : Their mouths are never closed long enough to build up any pressure!
 
#18
#18
Q: What do you get when you put in 23 Alabama cheerleaders into the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.

Q: How do you get a Bama cheerleader into your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and push real hard.
 
#20
#20
Why does BAMA not have legacy recruiting...?


Because the father may still be playing.
 
#21
#21
An Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama

This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says, "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"
 
#22
#22
A Tennessee Fan, Alabama Fan, and a Georgia Southern fan were captured and set to be executed by firing squad. So they are all lined up, and they aim at the TN fan, he yells TORNADO, they all turn and the TN fan gets away, they then look at the Georgia Southern Fan, he yells, TIDAL WAVE, they turn and look at the GSU fan gets away, they then turn to the Alabama fan, he looks at them and yells FIRE!!!!
 
#23
#23
Q : What's the difference between Alabama football fans and a litter of puppies?
A : The puppies quit whining after 6 weeks.
 
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