Bama

[rexvol]

> Subject: Holistic Medicine
>
>
>> Billy Joe came to Tennessee from Alabama,
> and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to
> doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
>
> Finally, he went to an old country doctor who said: "Take a bucket,
> go into the other room, poop in the bucket, pee on the poop, and then put
> your head down over the bucket and breathe in the fumes for ten minutes."
>
> Billy Joe took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the
> bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes
> for ten minutes.
>
> Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific!
> What was wrong with me?"
>
> The doctor said .... "You were homesick...........................
> >

 

[Bobby Dodd]

Haha, sounds like a perfect Bammer treatment.

 

[hatvol96]

> Subject: Holistic Medicine
>
>
>> Billy Joe came to Tennessee from Alabama,
> and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to
> doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
>
> Finally, he went to an old country doctor who said: "Take a bucket,
> go into the other room, poop in the bucket, pee on the poop, and then put
> your head down over the bucket and breathe in the fumes for ten minutes."
>
> Billy Joe took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the
> bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes
> for ten minutes.
>
> Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific!
> What was wrong with me?"
>
> The doctor said .... "You were homesick...........................
> >

Billy Joe was obviously from the Auburn/Opelika area.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Bama Wedding

 

[rexvol]

that's the best, you know what the number one lie told in the state of Alabama.....

"Honest, officer, I was just trying to help that sheep over the fence."

 

[rexvol]

I need a new joke for my florida buddy, who's got one?