Basketball Drinking Game

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Daloth

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So, being a college student (at a school with pathetic sports especially) I decided to Come up with a basketball drinking game just because I can. You are free to add more if you think I left anything off or just want to make it better (because it can get much better, I did this in not even ten minutes)

Some of these are VERY situational, but I've seen each of them a minimum of three times this year (except level 4).

These are all level 1, for each of them just do one shot/drink or you might be out of it in the first ten minutes:

1. Every time an announcer describes TN or Coach Martin as "tough" or any similar words

2. Every time Renaldo shoots a bad three (hit or miss)

3. Every time Skylar gets beat on defense

4. Every mention of TN being better than their record says

5. Every mention of Pat or the girls in any way.

Level 2 two shots/drinks for each:

6. Every time a player hits a three (on either team) but do to a foul it doesn't count.

7. Every time someone mentions Skylar's Stache

8. Every mention of Stokes being mature/the best thing to happen/any superlatively unnecessary praise more than he is a great ball player.

9. Every mention of Bruce Pearl

10. Every time Trae Golden takes a shot with at least three people within 5 feet of him.

Level 3 three shots/drinks

11. Every time Maymon Takes his defender from above the foul line to the rim and scores

12. Every time Kenny hall makes you think he's figured out how to play ball because he does something that looks exceedingly difficult.

13. Every time Mcrae takes a well advised shot.

Level 4, 4 shots/drinks

If the bench is cleared for any reason other than timeouts/half time/game over. (yes this means blowouts either way)

Level 5, Down the rest of your drink:

Every time a player does something that would qualify for the Top Ten, but they screw the play up (Kenny missing a posterizing dunk, Golden making an excellent pass only to have it go off someone's hands, etc)
 
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Why is a college kid spending his time making up drinking games by himself and getting drunk alone on a Saturday? Should be out pounding some poon or somethin
 
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I don't think you can work level 2, 3 and even 4 like that regarding Shots-wise...you're likely to put people well too far into double digits in too short a period of time
 
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Why is a college kid spending his time making up drinking games by himself and getting drunk alone on a Saturday? Should be out pounding some poon or somethin

There's actually a bunch of us watching and the parties don't start until 8 or later, but hey, go on being an *******.
 
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I'm glad I didn't play this for the game today. The only alcohol I have is Jack Daniels Honey and I would be passed out for sure. Especially with Kenny missing that dunk over three guys, that would've been my entire glass alone.

I don't think they mentioned the stache of McBee even once today though.

Also, I think I should add "every time the announcers call players by the wrong name."
 
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So, being a college student (at a school with pathetic sports especially) I decided to Come up with a basketball drinking game just because I can. You are free to add more if you think I left anything off or just want to make it better (because it can get much better, I did this in not even ten minutes)

Some of these are VERY situational, but I've seen each of them a minimum of three times this year (except level 4).

These are all level 1, for each of them just do one shot/drink or you might be out of it in the first ten minutes:

1. Every time an announcer describes TN or Coach Martin as "tough" or any similar words

2. Every time Renaldo shoots a bad three (hit or miss)

3. Every time Skylar gets beat on defense

4. Every mention of TN being better than their record says

5. Every mention of Pat or the girls in any way.

Level 2 two shots/drinks for each:

6. Every time a player hits a three (on either team) but do to a foul it doesn't count.

7. Every time someone mentions Skylar's Stache

8. Every mention of Stokes being mature/the best thing to happen/any superlatively unnecessary praise more than he is a great ball player.

9. Every mention of Bruce Pearl

10. Every time Trae Golden takes a shot with at least three people within 5 feet of him.

Level 3 three shots/drinks

11. Every time Maymon Takes his defender from above the foul line to the rim and scores

12. Every time Kenny hall makes you think he's figured out how to play ball because he does something that looks exceedingly difficult.

13. Every time Mcrae takes a well advised shot.

Level 4, 4 shots/drinks

If the bench is cleared for any reason other than timeouts/half time/game over. (yes this means blowouts either way)

Level 5, Down the rest of your drink:

Every time a player does something that would qualify for the Top Ten, but they screw the play up (Kenny missing a posterizing dunk, Golden making an excellent pass only to have it go off someone's hands, etc)

Haha...I found this hilarious! Good Work!

GBO!
 
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