SpaceCoastVol
Jacked up on moonshine and testosterone
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Damn, brother. I don't believe I'da told that!The bama kick was so good that I went psycho celebrating and lost my fiancee and her parents 2 mill $ farm, true story. I was way too "Tennessee drunk" and "WV wild" in her little high society Virginia blue ridge town. Had a huge portable boombox playing Rocky Top Club Mix and "streaked the farm" while I dumped magazines/bump firing my .556 in the air while her dad was prepping a fall party on the farm (lmao), poured beer over my head like a shower, ran to my mustang and did a burnout, ended up in Charlottesville bar hopping and fought an entire group of gays who convinced her to join them in additional bar hopping. Figured they were only being gay on paper. God did I **** them up. Had orange UT sweatpants hoodie and hat on. Woke up with her in the bed upstairs. She went to work, I went to my friends house, came back "LOCKED OUT" with a bye letter.
The bama kick was so good that I went psycho celebrating and lost my fiancee and her parents 2 mill $ farm, true story. I was way too "Tennessee drunk" and "WV wild" in her little high society Virginia blue ridge town. Had a huge portable boombox playing Rocky Top Club Mix and "streaked the farm" while I dumped magazines/bump firing my .556 in the air while her dad was prepping a fall party on the farm (lmao), poured beer over my head like a shower, ran to my mustang and did a burnout, tried to ride the neighbors cows, ended up in Charlottesville bar hopping and fought an entire group of gays thinking they were straight guys trying to sleep with her, who were flirting and convincing her to join them in additional bar hopping/dancing. God did I **** them up next to Millers in Cville and nearly go to jail. Had orange UT sweatpants hoodie and hat on. Woke up with her in the bed upstairs. She went to work, I went to my friends house, came back "LOCKED OUT" with a bye letter.
You know what though. As much as I wanted to die that fall and winter, I wouldn't have changed a damn thing about that day, except if I could have done it again, I would have rode those damn cows. GBO!!!!!!!!!! She was a UVA cheerleader and I loved when we crushed their snobby asses in Nashville. Her dad thinks it's crazy she left over that. He knew I had every right to go wild. We still talk and she hates it LOL.Damn, brother. I don't believe I'da told that!
You are my brother from another motherYou know what though. As much as I wanted to die that fall and winter, I wouldn't have changed a damn thing about that day, except if I could have done it again, I would have rode those damn cows. GBO!!!!!!!!!! She was a UVA cheerleader and I loved when we crushed their snobby asses in Nashville. Her dad thinks it's crazy she left over that. He knew I had every right to go wild. We still talk and she hates it LOL.