Bizarro Meyer/Addazio Press Conference

#2
#2
Almost chuckle worthy, but aimed at people who find laugh tracks and fart jokes funny. It had potential, though, if not written for VB style basement dwellers.
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#5
#5
I dig the Bellamy/UT/"Thingees" comments in the Nov 13 picks section:

Ole Miss at Tennessee
This game is relevant for one reason. Heralded tailback recruit Mike Bellamy is making an official visit to Knoxville this weekend. Florida was never in the hunt for this kid, and it was reported Bellamy left the Florida-LSU game at halftime because he was "bored". Clemson leads for Bellamy's services, and I need it to stay that way. I don't need Tennessee or ANYONE in the SEC getting this kid. He's the next C.J. Spiller. I need Taylor Bray to play like a true freshman, and I need UT's offensive line to play like ass. Considering Ole Miss is in town I'm probably asking too much.
Vols - 20
Rebel Bear Thingees -7
 
#6
#6
From UT-South Carolina weekend....

Tennessee at South Carolina
Derek Dooley flew his crazy flag last weekend, comparing his Vols to German armed forces during the attack on Pearl Harbor in Rome while David Hasslehoff was performing in Berlin with the Temptations. Who knew? You don't expect a guy with hair that perfect to go all Zookdazzio in front of the media. This week his Vols will resemble France, and don't expect Darth Spurrier to let up once this thing gets out of hand.
Cocks - 40
Vols - 14

And it looks like he was right about Bray...

Tennessee at Memphis
The Vols dip back into Conference USA for a much needed feel-good win. By the end of the season Vol fans will wonder why this Bray kid wasn't named the starting QB sooner.
Vols - 27
Tigers - 10
 

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