Booooooooooooooooooom

[Jethro]

Ouch, this here lephant gun sure got some kick to it !
The story picks up as Jethro sees the Love Shack tilting to the side.
Upon further in-vestigation he finds Ellie May hanging yet another set of tusks in the Love Shack animal display living room. "Pa, quick grab a few more cinder blocks, she's about to go" !

 

[GIVEHIM-6]

Jethro,if your going to post this crap,at least do it over in the pub.

 

[Jethro]

Jethro got six fer Give Him 6 !!
Hey bud, lighten up, dude, have fun. You tighter than that UA team headin' in to K-town this weekend. If it is not possible fer ye to do this, then ole J-row suggests that ye don't clicky, clicky on that little button on yer com-puter as is re-lated to Jethros posts. If that still don't work fer ye, then COME ON DOWN HERE AND GET YA SOME...Whew, Yeah, that's right, baby !! Can O whop Arse is done pulled out.
Gate 21 at 2:30 on Sat. is where I'll be. You knows what I look like. Ize the prettiest, biggest baddest ass you done ever laid them eyes on. Come totin' a sign that sayz a"Lookin' fer Jethro" and I'll know who YOU are. Whew, Yeah, Ize fired up. You ask, "Why gate 21 ?" Answer: To give our UT team as well as fans some much deserved pre-game arse kickin' entertainment !! As well, some dem UA fans can get a pre-game taste of what's gonna happen to them during the game. Hold on a minute: "What Rita Sue ?, yeah Ize really gonna do it. I done promised you I'd go down to the pawn shop and swop that elephant gun fer some handcuffs" . It's gettin' fun now. Ize out !

 

[GIVEHIM-6]

Jethro,all I'm saying is if your going to post this crap do it over in the pub,I don't have nothing against it.

 

[Freak]

You really have to read between the lines with Jethro's posts. All he is saying is we are gonna whip some bama tail this weekend.

 

[GIVEHIM-6]

I don't have nothing against Jethro,I'm reading between the lines just fine.I think Jethro needs his own post forum over in the pub.

 

[Volstorm]

And Otis is the town drunk?

 

[GIVEHIM-6]

Boooooooooooooooooooooo,damnit.

 

[GAVol]

For some reason, I suspect that Jethro is MemphisVol's jealous cousin.

 

[GIVEHIM-6]

Originally posted by GAVol@Oct 20, 2004 11:46 PM
For some reason, I suspect that Jethro is MemphisVol's jealous cousin.

Oh hell,that will get a response. lol:

 

[Tnvolfan68]

or his evil twin.... :dlol: :dlol:

 

[Volstorm]

Which one is evil, Jethro or Memphis?

 

[GIVEHIM-6]

no comparison.Memphis is way way out there.

 

[GAVol]

Nobody named Jethro could possibly be evil.

 

[GIVEHIM-6]

Originally posted by GAVol@Oct 21, 2004 12:11 AM
Nobody named Jethro could possibly be evil.

lol: lol: lol: